tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post4885794686651452347..comments2024-01-31T14:12:23.950-08:00Comments on Rob's Vegas and Poker Blog: A Very Personable HookerRobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-10534397792988043362012-03-04T21:58:47.548-08:002012-03-04T21:58:47.548-08:00She might have if you hadn't scared the crap o...She might have if you hadn't scared the crap out of her! Hmm....perhaps I'll carry around a pair of FURR lined hand cuffs with me for the next time I anticipate running into a hooker. If she knows for sure they aren't department-issue, maybe she'll go along with the gag.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-3178710571316346622012-03-04T17:59:13.300-08:002012-03-04T17:59:13.300-08:00i was expecting her to say something along that ef...i was expecting her to say something along that effect, but she didnt. Of course if she did it woulda made for a better storyManInBlackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03270748960557037423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-28351403085708743132012-03-04T13:13:54.714-08:002012-03-04T13:13:54.714-08:00I'm shocked that she didn't say, "Oh,...I'm shocked that she didn't say, "Oh, if you wanna use the cuffs, that's a couple of hundred extra!<br /><br />Great story, tho, MiB, thanks.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-11728944976844262232012-03-03T22:05:55.556-08:002012-03-03T22:05:55.556-08:00you want a funny hooker story. This happened to me...you want a funny hooker story. This happened to me a couple years ago at the Sahara. Well i had just gotten off work and had some free play there. It was about 8am. I wasdressed in a suit with a briefcase. Now at the time i was doing security at a small offstrip hotel. I had my suit coat on with tie and everything. On the small of my back was a handcuff case with cuffs inside. Of course this was not in plain view. Now I am sitting at a bar all alone playing video BJ just trying to do my free play. This Skinny Black hooker walks up and starts chatting with me. I am not interested, but she is not taking no for an answer. I then don't know what got into me, when she asked if i wanted to go upstairs for like the 5th time, I reached into the small of my back .....pulled out the handcuffs and held them up and dangled them in front of her, it was at this point she saw on my hip was also a security badge. She didn't say another word she just ran out the doors.<br /><br />Now I got a good laugh out of this at the time. Now fast forward 3 weeks later, i am at same bar dressed in same suit, but without the briefcase. Same Hooker comes up and tries hitting on me again. I chuckle, and tell her.... "You must not remember me." She says she doesnt remember me. At this point i pull out the handcuffs and dangle them in front of her again. At this point she says "OH SHIT. Now I remember you." and she in turn runs out the doors again. <br /><br />Now the whole time Sahara's security is watching all this happen. The Security Supervisor, comes up to me and asks who I am, and when i tell her the whole story, she laughs and says.... "I like how you handled that situation, but next time leave the cuffs at home." I laugh, and finish my free play.ManInBlackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03270748960557037423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-13413981746990558802012-03-03T06:49:26.655-08:002012-03-03T06:49:26.655-08:00Yes, both of those phrases are mine.
Although I d...Yes, both of those phrases are mine.<br /><br />Although I don't know why Prudence would think I was tit-obsessed; I always said I was easily titillated: I see tits, I'm elated! Or, you could just say I am a sucker for a nice set of tits.<br /><br />Thanks for the offer grrouchie, but I am not sure when the next time I will be in Vegas (not having been back in almost five years; partially due to having moved fairly far away so that Reno is closer; partially due to the fact that I am a low-roller at the games I play [which does not include Poker], and Vegas has gotten too expensive for my tastes).<br /><br />But if I ever go back, I'll have Rob link us up (though not for a beer; I'm a diet soda guy).Norm duGarenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-3864983724119202892012-03-02T23:31:59.202-08:002012-03-02T23:31:59.202-08:00grrouchie, with your attitude, you may want to pay...grrouchie, with your attitude, you may want to pay for it <b><i>just</i></b> to get a great blog post. Readers seem to love hooker stories, imagine how popular one with a <b><i>happy ending</i></b> would be! For sure Anonymous (see comment above) would read it with great interest. No doubt it would become your most read post in no time.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-20622255361581810502012-03-02T23:22:20.894-08:002012-03-02T23:22:20.894-08:00Good points, but the difference is that most of th...Good points, but the difference is that most of the time, if a salesperson comes up to me and says, "Can I help you?"--if I say "yes" and ask him a question, there's at least a chance he or she could make a sale. With the hooker there's no chance she could make the sale.<br /><br />I suppose I could ask, "Well, what services do you offer, what is the price of each service and most importantly, is there a money back guarantee if I'm not completely satisfied?" but I don't thank would work. Would make for a great blog post, tho.<br /><br />Hmm....now that I'm into this blogging thing I guess I should re-think how fast I want to get away from these ladies of negotiable virtue. The longer I chat with them, the longer and better the subsequent blog post. This very post is already the 4th most popular on the blog, and it's only been up (so-to-speak) for less than 2 days! I guess my readers love hookers!Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-41752889228623770692012-03-02T20:34:11.636-08:002012-03-02T20:34:11.636-08:00I can understand not wanting people who read this ...I can understand not wanting people who read this blog and know you to know that you actually pay for sex.<br /><br />I'm not as discriminating - If I pay for sex I will proudly talk about it in my blog. You are reading that right - read about how grrouchie got his noodle wet for a small fee - I'll even compare it to the various "free-be's" I've had lolgrrouchiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03619493798073601300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-8018000325686493492012-03-02T20:32:11.322-08:002012-03-02T20:32:11.322-08:00Norm, you're my type of guy.
I'd buy you a...Norm, you're my type of guy.<br />I'd buy you a beer for sharing such a wonderful phrase.grrouchiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03619493798073601300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-6574240826353488842012-03-02T20:31:33.853-08:002012-03-02T20:31:33.853-08:00You know Rob, I would not feel guilty at all becau...You know Rob, I would not feel guilty at all because everyone was put on this earth for my entertainment - or something.<br /><br />If someone approaches me and wastes a few moments trying to get me in the sack because I look like I'm in desperate need of a good time, then she is choosing to waste her time.<br />Think of it this way - She is a salesperson - do different than someone trying to sell you a fridge or a car. They are not going to strike gold every single time they approach a customer, but they more they approach the more likely they are to at least get something out of it eventually.<br />Do you feel guilty letting a salesperson show you the advantages of one appliance over another and then not buy? It's the same principal - He's trying to earn commission and she's trying to get a fat tip left on the dresser.<br /><br />We both are just looking for good blog stories to propel us into fame and misfortune :)grrouchiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03619493798073601300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-71380245688639039292012-03-02T01:59:59.678-08:002012-03-02T01:59:59.678-08:00Gulp.Gulp.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-91892893892446603232012-03-01T18:53:22.599-08:002012-03-01T18:53:22.599-08:00One was a girl :)One was a girl :)Carmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09330751936270389251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-82803132132279715662012-03-01T18:07:35.091-08:002012-03-01T18:07:35.091-08:00Wow, Carmel...that's impressive. You must be G...Wow, Carmel...that's impressive. You must be GOOD! I guess you really know your way around a schlong.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-21516434927286107222012-03-01T18:06:18.187-08:002012-03-01T18:06:18.187-08:00Wow, just guessing that's a lot cheaper than V...Wow, just guessing that's a lot cheaper than Vegas, Anony!Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-37830984747090393992012-03-01T13:53:45.482-08:002012-03-01T13:53:45.482-08:00So little for sex, really?
Last two people I was ...So little for sex, really?<br /><br />Last two people I was with bought me houses. I got a car out of one of them to.Carmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09330751936270389251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-42646529426732918762012-03-01T13:13:59.765-08:002012-03-01T13:13:59.765-08:00the main casino bar at river palms has $150 full s...the main casino bar at river palms has $150 full service<br /><br />carmen is ignoring u for a reason broAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-69284117480764623292012-03-01T10:38:42.762-08:002012-03-01T10:38:42.762-08:00The few times I've been in Laughlin, I saw exa...The few times I've been in Laughlin, I saw exactly zero hookers, sorry. And I know a lot less about Carmen than you do...again sorry.<br /><br />But I do want to thank you for adding me to your blogroll, Tony. I really appreciate it.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-80169564599665905892012-03-01T10:36:32.437-08:002012-03-01T10:36:32.437-08:00Thanks for commenting, Carmel. I will likely blog ...Thanks for commenting, Carmel. I will likely blog more about this topic in the future (due to popular demand) but I have to say, the criteria is pretty simple. If they see a guy, or two guys, or even a group of guys and there is no female with them....that's the target demo. I suppose if they have a choice of a younger guy or and older guy, they go to the older guy because they figure the younger guy would have an easier time picking up the ultra slutty looking club-goers I described in my post without actually paying them for their services.<br /><br />As for never being approached by a prostitute, I'm sure the explanation is that they take one look at you and know that you would never, ever have to actually pay someone for sex, you could easily get it for free any time you wanted.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-4853700333785911452012-03-01T10:29:16.379-08:002012-03-01T10:29:16.379-08:00Heh heh, you made me laugh, lightning. I was sure...Heh heh, you made me laugh, lightning. I was sure someone would suggest that I wasn't being total forthcoming in my telling of the tale. But no, he story as told is true.<br /><br />NOW....if I was inclined to take these ladies up on their offers of vagina-rental, I would probably start a separate blog, under a totally different name, to post those tales.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-19358254526653189642012-03-01T10:26:36.923-08:002012-03-01T10:26:36.923-08:00Actually both terms are valid, "after-market&...Actually both terms are valid, "after-market" for the fakes, "original factory-installed equipment" for the real ones, or OFE for short. They're both yours, right? Or did you steal them from someone else?<br /><br />You see Prudence--yes, I know you're reading this--Norm here is really the guy who is obsessed with bosoms...and proud of it.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-64843884105466556052012-03-01T10:22:52.260-08:002012-03-01T10:22:52.260-08:00Thanks for the encouragement, Woody.Thanks for the encouragement, Woody.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-4098628336417383762012-03-01T10:21:56.442-08:002012-03-01T10:21:56.442-08:00Oh, and I guess maybe I should do a blog post, &qu...Oh, and I guess maybe I should do a blog post, "How to spot a Vegas Hooker" but you know, it's hard to put into words. It's sort of like porn, you know it when you see it, or at least I do. But when we go out "hooker-spotting" I will tell you why or why not I think any specific gal we come across is a pro.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-24990957264215604132012-03-01T10:18:28.958-08:002012-03-01T10:18:28.958-08:00Yes, that is a great description. I was going to ...Yes, that is a great description. I was going to mention the term "after-market" as a description for fake ones but I see my pal Norm has beaten me to it. Fair enough since as far as I know, he is the originator of both phrases. Norm is also the pal who was with me long ago when that NY hooker with the awful voice offered us the most unappealing offer of a blowjob in the history of mankind.<br /><br />That is an AWESOME idea, the two of us going to "hooker central" and waiting for girls to approach us. We MUST do that the next time we get together. We would have girls approaching us by the dozens because, let's be honest, we both look like guys who haven't had any bush since, well, the Bush Administration. And I don't mean "W".<br /><br />We can compose a story that we can use for when they approach us and wait for the fun as they try to bag the both of us. We'd both have enough material to fill our blogs for months.<br /><br />My only issue is that since I am not interested in buying what they are selling, I do feel guilty taking up these ladies' time with me when they could be talking to more willing buyers. But hey, its an occupational hazard for them.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-50548977273381774322012-03-01T09:28:42.253-08:002012-03-01T09:28:42.253-08:00where do u find women in laughlin who are affectio...where do u find women in laughlin who are affectionate and need money? and when is carmen ever gonna start up her blog again if shes out and living at the salvation army?sevencard2003https://www.blogger.com/profile/05723960642218345696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8283462864090963789.post-12066830839330676552012-03-01T07:58:31.804-08:002012-03-01T07:58:31.804-08:00I'm interested in hearing your thoughts on the...I'm interested in hearing your thoughts on the criteria a working girl uses to choose her potential John. <br /><br />I posed this question to Grrouchie this morning. He had some interesting ideas. He also told me about his the times he was propositioned. Glad he didn't tell me when they happened because I probably would have punched him in the bald spot. <br /><br />I also think these ladies are sexist. Living my entire life in this stink pot I have never been asked on a "date". What gives?!Carmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09330751936270389251noreply@blogger.com