I mentioned in my previous post (here) that Denise and a few of the players got into a bit of joke riff where they were telling each other poker player/poker dealer jokes back and forth.
Here I the ones I could remember.
You know how
to get a professional poker player off your porch?
Pay him for
the pizza so he can do the next delivery.
Do you know
the difference between a professional poker player and a large pizza?
A large pizza
can feed a family of four.
Why don’t they have poker games in heaven?
Because there are
no dealers.
What’s the
difference between a poker dealer and a toilet seat?
A toilet seat
only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
What's the difference between
a stagecoach driver and a poker dealer?
A stagecoach
driver only looks at two assholes while he’s working.
Why do cowgirls have bowed legs?
Because cowboys leave their hats on to eat.
Because cowboys leave their hats on to eat.
Funny. I particularly like the first one.
ReplyDeleteThx, Mojo. I think my favorite is the one about dealers in heaven.
DeleteWhat do you call a professional poker player that just broke up w/ his girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteHomeless.
Good one!
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