This session goes back to the first
few days of my summer trip—to when Lightning had just arrived in town. Of course he’s
written about this session already—back about an eon ago—and you can find that here.
As he mentioned, we didn’t really get into any hands together the whole
time he was in town. This was not an
accident. As I reported here, Lightning is a bad player—you know,
he plays Queen-10, the evil hand (© Coach)—and
honestly, I’m not a good enough player to know how to play against bad
players. I can’t play against good
players either. I need to play against
extremely mediocre players to have a chance to win. Therefore, whenever he was in a hand, a
pretty much insta-folded. I only folded
Aces once and Kings three times preflop in order to avoid facing the challenge
of facing his mighty Queen-10.
The session for me started before he
showed up. It was my usual 1/2 game, $200 buy-in. I hadn’t played a hand for an orbit or two
when I was dealt pocket Queens under-the-gun.
I open to $8 and had four callers.
The flop was 9-7-3 two hearts. My ladies were both black. I bet $30 and a woman made it $90. One guy called and another guy tanked and
finally folded. What th-? Since I was new to the game and had no read
on anyone, I was thinking my Queens were no good. I decided to play it chicken safe and folded. I doubted both of them had the draw and it
was hard to believe anyone was raising me with just top pair if top pair was
9’s. So I figured the lady had a set. But when it went to showdown—and I didn’t
record any of the betting action after I surrendered—the lady showed 7-3 for
two pair. Pretty hard to put someone on
two pair with that board. In her
defense, her 7-3 was soooooted.
A bit later I was served the dreaded pocket Kings. I raised to $8, one
caller. Bet $12, then $20 on blank
boards. I didn’t bet the river and my
Kings were somehow good. Dodged a bullet
there.
I lost some money calling a guy down
with Ace-rag from the big blind. I
caught an Ace on the flop, but he had two pair on the turn and that cost me
some chips.
Soon after that, Lightning showed up
and we enjoyed a nice dinner at the sports bar right next to the poker
room. I’m sure we didn’t talk about
anyone you know.
Back from dinner, we got into the same
game and were able to chat.
Had pocket Queens again and called $12
from the small blind. It was
three-ways. I checked/called $20 on a
low flop. Another low card hit and I
check/called $35. It was still three
ways. The river looked harmless but
fearing a bigger pocket pair, I checked.
No one bet this time and I showed my Queens; the others folded without
showing.
Very next hand, in the big blind I
called $12 with Ace-Jack of clubs. Three of us saw a flop of Queen-10-9
rainbow. I decided to call $20 with my
gutshot. It was now heads up. The King of hearts on the turn gave me the
nuts but put a second heart on the board.
He bet $25 and I made it $75. He
took some time but finally folded.
There was an aggro at the table,
raising a lot of course and in middle position he raised to $12. I was on the button with 4-3 of hearts and
decided to call. It was calculated based
on the guy being an aggro. There were
three or four of us. The flop had one
heart and a 3, the other two cards were mediumish. The aggro bet out $20. I decided to call. All I had was bottom pair with a back-door
baby flush draw, but I figured he was likely betting with air and so it was
basically a float. Besides, the Ed
Miller strategy I (sometimes) try to follow calls for a lot of calling on the
flop even when you don’t catch anything.
It was now heads up.
The turn was a total blank, and not a
heart, and I probably would have been done with the hand had he bet. But he checked and I checked behind. The river was another 3. This time he bet $40 and I called. Yeah, I should have raised. This is another example of how I don’t get
enough value for my good hands. Trying
(unsuccessfully, so far) to work on that.
But on my last trip to town (or maybe it was the previous one), I had a
bunch of sets that lost to straights and flushes, and a couple of times bet the
river only to be raised and regretted it.
I was going around telling myself, “Don’t bet the river unless you have
the stone-cold nuts,” which of course, is not the right lesson to learn.
Anyway he flipped over pocket
Kings. The best part of winning that pot
was the look on the guy’s face when I turned over my hand. You could tell that he could not believe I
had 4-3.—or that I called his flop bet with just bottom pair and absolutely no
kicker. Especially because he’d been
playing with me long enough to see how tight I was playing. It was a great moment.
Last hand of note, I had pocket 10’s
in the big blind. I just checked—don’t
like raising a hand like that when I’m out of position. Five of us saw a flop of 10-9-9. Yahtzee!
I checked and called $5 from the aggro.
It was heads up. The turn was a
blanked and I checked again, and he bet $15 which I called. I should have either bet myself or
check-raised there, but I was hoping I could make more money by slow playing
it. The river was harmless looking and I
had a decision to make—check or bet. I
was really sure he’d bet so I checked.
He did bet--$40. I thought for awhile
and decided to make it just $90. Surely
he’d call $50 more? But no, after
tanking he folded, showing a 9. Really? Wow.
Anyway, the real highlight of the
evening was meeting Mr. Subliminal. This was something Lightning arranged. He emerged from his cardboard box to just say
hi, he didn’t play. I’m thinking he
hadn’t begged enough quarters for a buy-in yet.
He seems like an awful nice guy for someone living in a box. He told me that he really liked my blog was
impressed that I find these stories and tell them in such an fascinating way
that I get so much material out of them. He said he could tell me stories from
his life that I could turn into epic posts whereas they’d be three lines if he
wrote them up. At least, I think that
was a compliment.
I left a bit after the midnight
drawing (missed) up around $100 between the two sessions. Any session where I both win with pocket
Kings and crack someone else’s Kings is a good one.
Note: The pic immediately above has nothing to do with this post, it is a special treat for long-time reader and occasional guest-blogger, VegasDWP. He will surely understand the significance. The rest of you may understand if you follow both of us on Twitter. The first pic in this post is the one that actually relates to this particular post.
Your posts are much more interesting when I am included in your stories. Just sayin' ...
ReplyDeleteThat is a minority held opinion.
DeleteI haven't noticed anyone winning money in your blog lately with the evil hand (just saying)... :) You should have told your friend about your 'dreaded pocket kings' theory after cracking them with 4 3... :D
ReplyDeleteThanks, Coach. I don't think the guy was in any mood to hear me tell him about what a bad hand KK was at the moment.
DeleteIt was nice meeting you as well, and I remember the T99 hand.
ReplyDeleteThank you, sir. Glad you got to enjoy the flopped boat in person.
DeleteWell, now I have to totally reconsider my stance against "big guns"...
ReplyDeleteHa ha. Boobs trump pretty much everything, right?
DeleteI've never been called mediocre, but is better than poor !
ReplyDeleteTouchy, aren't we Ben?
DeleteTo be fair, I did say "EXTREMELY mediocre." :)