Sunday, March 20, 2016

Fat, Sober & Card Dead is No Way to Go Through Vegas

But that's how I'm doing it.  So far, Vegas poker has been treating me like a baby treats a diaper.  Just can't get any cards to save my life...or my sockroll.

How bad is it?  Well, after nearly 18 hours of poker since I got to town, I haven't had the dreaded pocket Kings even once, yet I am still down a shitload of moola.

Have to head back to the tables now to start cashing in on what remains of March Madness weekend.  Cards are streaky, and when I finally start getting some, I'm due for the run of my life.  Should be able to make it all back in a few hours once it turns around, right?  Any minute now....

So no time for a real blog post, gotta be at the table when that rungood comes.  So for now, I'll just post some random pictures that I have run across, even though this guy won't like them because they are sinful....particularly the girl-on-girl ones.  For the rest of you, enjoy!







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20 comments:

  1. Memphis MOJOMarch 20, 2016 at 3:02 PM

    Well, look at the bright side -- you could have had pocket kings several times and really lost a bundle.

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    1. RobMarch 21, 2016 at 12:18 AM

      I suppose so. Finally got them tonite, and they only cost me $16. My last $16, in fact.

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  2. angerisagiftMarch 20, 2016 at 4:25 PM

    A++++++++++++++++++++++

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    1. RobMarch 21, 2016 at 12:19 AM

      But those pics are all sinful, anger. So says the expert on every freaking thing on the planet.

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    2. RobMarch 21, 2016 at 8:11 PM

      Lesser men than you have called me that, sir.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 20, 2016 at 10:36 PM

    Another fine post, hope the diaper empties and the sock fills quickly for you. I believe the fine female in yellow swim suit may be Abigail Ratchford, check her out on twitter, the complete package.
    GL and run good.
    Big l

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    1. RobMarch 21, 2016 at 12:20 AM

      Thanks, Big L....yes it is Abigail Ratchford and I do follow her, at least I did until the cops told me to cut it out.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 21, 2016 at 7:47 AM

    Just saw your comments in the TBC blog; hilarious; and a one word description of your ability to tell TBC to gfy = AWESOME!

    Big l

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  5. ZoddiacMarch 21, 2016 at 9:21 AM

    Two words to get that sockroll back up: Martin. Gale.

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    1. RobMarch 21, 2016 at 9:23 AM

      Yes....I spent all day yesterday looking for one of dem good VBJ machines, of course.

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    2. angerisagiftMarch 21, 2016 at 4:27 PM

      KENO?????????

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    3. The Poker MeisterMarch 22, 2016 at 6:50 AM

      Start hitting 'dem good tables, Rob! Win it back at VBJ!

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    4. RobMarch 22, 2016 at 10:00 AM

      There's a guy offering 3-card monte on one of the pedestrian brdiges....thinking of trying to martingale that!

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  6. woody_gentryMarch 21, 2016 at 9:23 AM

    Excellent post and pictures. I gotta ask, who is the clown who doesn't like "woman on woman" ?? What is there NOT to like?

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    1. RobMarch 21, 2016 at 9:26 AM

      Thanks, Woody,

      It's TBC and he believes that every woman who is interested in other women would fall in love with HIM if she wasn't gay.

      Or something like that.

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  7. FlushhDrawMarch 21, 2016 at 6:59 PM

    TBC also said a guy couldn't get hard if he was with two women at the same time. Still shaking my head over that one lmao

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    1. RobMarch 21, 2016 at 8:12 PM

      My own estimate is that it actually takes half the time it normally does....if not less than that.

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  8. John BuckleyMarch 22, 2016 at 5:55 PM

    "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!"

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    1. RobMarch 22, 2016 at 6:25 PM

      One of about a zillion classic lines from that one classic movie. Thanks.

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