Sunday, January 8, 2017

"I Put Him All-in"

If you've played poker for any length of time—well, no limit hold’em, anyway—you’ve no doubt heard a player say something like, “I put you all-in,” or “I’m gonna put him all-in” (it’s usually a “him” but it could be a “her”).

Usually it’s a heads up situation and we all know what it means.  It means the player is saying he wants to bet enough so that the other player has to put all his chips in play to call.

Except, there’s no such thing as putting a player all-in.  It’s not a bet.  No one can put you all in but you.  Another player cannot put you all-in.  All the other player can do is bet so much that your two options are fold or put your entire stack in play.  And that’s what the player saying this means.

The other problem with that statement is that it sorta implies the player saying it actually can force a player to go all-in.  Of course, he cannot do that.  The player facing the action always has the option of folding and thus not putting any more chips at risk.  Well, unless you’re playing in one of those rough and tumble underground games where the guy saying “I put you all-in” actually puts a gun to your head and says “You’re all in, Sonny.”

So we know what it really means, even if, technically, it isn’t a real bet.  The dealer will usually say, “all-in” because that’s effectively what it means.  But I’ve also heard the dealer say, “You can’t put him all-in.  Are you all-in?”  That’s actually the right thing for the dealer to do.

But what happens when a player says, “I put him all-in” and it is not heads up?  That’s what happened at a game I was in last week in Vegas.  I’m not real comfortable with the way it turned out, actually.  Let’s hear what you think.

There were four people with hands seeing the flop.  A young, incredible talkative player made a bet. I think his bet was the first one.  He bet around $40-$50.  That was probably a bit less than half his stack.  He didn’t have much more than $100 after the preflop action.  This guy talked non-stop.  He came to the table talking about his bad tournament beat, and saw almost every flop.  He’d bet almost every flop too.  He talked about what he had, sort of, sometimes lying (he once denied having a flush trying to get a call, and then, when the guy folded, showed his flush).  he came close to breaking the rules for talking about the hand but never quite did.  I think he even showed a bluff or two,

The next person to act was a very quiet player.  He had about $200-$300, maybe a bit more.  He had hardly said a word all night.  I couldn’t remember him playing too many hands, either.  He was as nondescript as the first guy was attention-getting.

So, pretty much the first words I heard him say for the two-plus hours we’d played together was just then, when he said, “I’m gonna put him all-in.”

There was a big problem with this, however.  It was not a heads-up situation.  There were actually two players with cards behind him, who had to act before it got back to the chatterbox. 

Now, what I think should have happened, immediately after the guy said “I’m gonna put him all-in,” was the dealer saying, “That’s not a bet, sir.  And there’s two other players with hands. What is your action?” Actually, I’m not sure that the dealer is responsible for telling the player there are players behind him, but the dealer definitely should have asked him to clarify his action.  The guy either didn’t realize—or had forgotten—that there were other players with live hands.  I can certainly understand his believing that the first guy didn’t have much of a hand.

The problem was, this particularly dealer was new.  Very new.  I doubt she’s been dealing more than six months, if that. And before she could say anything, before she could process what the guy said and how to react to it, the next player with cards mucked.  He tossed his hand away as soon as he heard “all-in.”  In fact, it was so fast, I assume he would have folded just in response to the first guy’s bet, without the other guy acting.  I don’t recall that guy’s stack, but it doesn’t matter.

What does matter was the stack of the last player with a hand.  He had the other two players covered. Easily.  He had at least twice as many chips as the guy who said, “I’m gonna put him all-in.”

Now, I have no idea how the dealer interpreted the action thus far.  She still could have said to the guy that he hadn’t taken a legitimate action.  The problem was the next guy mucked so fast she moved on to the last player—the one with the biggest stack.  I’m guessing she took his action as “all-in” but she didn’t throw an “all-in” card in front of him (which, again, might be due to her being new).

Here’s where it gets a little dicey. I know this last player. Know him well.  I know him because he works in this very poker room as a floorman.  When he isn’t flooring he’s playing poker in the room he works.  He plays a lot of poker and he’s very good at it.

I guess he asked the dealer if the player was all-in, and the dealer, though a bit confused, said he was.  The off-duty floorman knew the player hadn’t said he was all-in, even though he had used the words, “all-in.”  At this point, the player who made the incorrect declaration started to panic, and he immediately denied being “all-in.”  By now he had noticed the stack of the off duty floorman’s stack, and clearly didn’t want to risk all that money he’d been sitting behind for all those hours.  He was only willing to risk however many chips the chatterbox had because he thought the guy was full of it. 

The player started arguing vehemently that he wasn’t all-in….only that he wanted to put the first player all-in. “I’m not all in, I just wanted to put him all-in.” Of course, that’s not possible do, is it?  The dealer apparently took the position that he was all-in…period.  I suppose it’s possible that the dealer only heard him said “all-in” and not the rest of it, but I really doubt that.  This player was sitting right next to the dealer.

I don’t believe the floorman ever insisted that the other player was all-in….only that what he said, and what he now wanted (to be all-in only against the first player) was not legal, or even possible.  It didn’t take long for the floorman to ask the dealer to call the floor (it’s possible the dealer thought of this first, not sure).

While waiting for the floor to come by, more debate was taking place, with the player now at risk insisting that he never intended to be all-in—not against the big stack.

It was actually the shift manager who came by.  When he heard the story, he wasted no time in saying, “You’re all-in. Once you say all-in, you’re all-in.”  He even pushed the guy’s stacks forward in front of him.  By now, it was pretty clear that the off duty floorman was going to call the all-in, and he did, even as the guy kept protesting that he wasn’t all-in.  I guess it was the shift manager who told him that he has to be careful what he says, and once he says “all-in”, that’s it.  He’s all-in.

I don’t really remember the hand much.  I’m not sure the poor guy even showed his hand after he saw the off duty floorman’s cards.  The floorman won the main pot and the side pot (yeah, chatterbox called, but he didn’t show his hand either).  The guy who had just lost $250+ got up, totally dejected, still complaining to the shift manager that what happened to him wasn’t right.  It wasn’t fair, he said, and it wasn’t right.  Someone—the dealer, the shift manager, another player…not sure…said, “Well, it’s a lesson learned.”

I’m guessing that guy never plays poker in casino poker room ever again.

I want to make one thing clear at this point.  In my opinion, the decision of the shift manager was not affected in any way, shape or form by the fact that his ruling benefited his colleague, a fellow employee in the room.  I don’t think that for a minute.  If anything, I think he would have bent over backwards to rule in favor of the player he didn’t know.  Of course, I have no proof of that; it’s just my gut feeling. 

But that said, the fact that it did benefit an employee really helped leave a bad taste in my mouth, more than it otherwise would have, I think.

I’m pretty sure the guy who got burned was fairly new to the game. So I can understand him not realizing that you can’t “Put him all-in.”  Hell, I’ve seen experienced players try to do that.

But to be fair to the shift manager—it is every player’s responsibility to be aware of the action and there’s no excuse for him not knowing that there were two other players in the hand.  Surely he was experienced enough to realize that you can’t put another player all-in if there are players behind you with more chips than the guy you want to put all-in.  So he cannot be considered blameless here at all.  And it’s also true, if you say “all-in”—even as a joke—you are always at risk of being held to it.

Still, you could look at it this way. He never acted on his hand.  What he said cannot be done, it’s not an action.  As I said, the dealer should have immediately told him that what he said was not a valid action and asked him for a valid action.  He might as well have said, “I’m taking Miami and the points next week.”  It isn’t a valid poker action.

Or….he could have said, “I bet 100 Simoleons.”  It’s meaningless, since there are no Simoleons at the table.  Bad analogy?  Maybe, since if he said “I bet…” he’s obligated to put something (real) into the pot.

How about this:.  If a card comes out of the deck “boxed” it is considered nothing….it doesn’t exist (a boxed card is one that comes out face up instead of face down). It is not used at all, it might as well be piece of note paper.  I’m thinking his saying “I put him all-in” is like a boxed card coming out—it’s meaningless.

His verbal action was also “nothing.”  He didn’t say he was all-in.  He said he was putting another player all-in—not a valid action.  I’ll say it again, you can’t put another player all-in.  A player can only put himself all-in.  He should have been told immediately to do something he could do.  Like call, or fold, or raise (and then figure out how much to raise so he could force the guy to be all-in if he wanted to call).

But the dealer was inexperienced and didn’t do that.  And as a result, this guy, who may have been having a really good time up to that point, ended up bitter, upset, and burned for a few hundred bucks.  It’s a shame.

All this said, I don’t really know what the right solution is….at least not once the shift manager came by to make a ruling.  At that point, it was a little late to say, “OK, the action is on you, you can’t put a player all-in, what do you want to do?”


What do you folks think?  What should have happened here?  Was the decision right?  Or was there another way?


Friday, January 6, 2017

The Tournament Rake

Well, last night I finished writing my column for Ante Up.  All I have to do now is proof-read it tonite and send it off.  That means I can start blogging!

I don’t have much time so I’ll start with a quickie little tale from one of the tourneys I played in Vegas.  I’ll just do this as a separate post so I don’t have to identify the room it took place in, that way I won’t embarrass the poker room (or the dealer, if he could be identified).

As I said, I was playing in a tournament, it was still early and players were still registering.  It was like the second or third level.  As soon as this particular dealer pushed into our table, I sensed he was really out of it.  He said virtually nothing, and I can’t recall what, but he made a few very minor goofs that gave me the feeling his mind was elsewhere. Also, it actually looked like he might doze off in the middle of pitching the cards.

This was confirmed for me when a new player came to the table and took the seat immediately to my right.  He couldn’t play a hand right away, he was between the small blind and the button and of course, couldn’t come in. When that hand was over, the dealer moved the button to him and thus expected me to post the small blind for the second hand in a row.  I moved the button myself and explained to the dealer that it was my button, he was a new player, etc….and he just kind of grunted.  He didn’t argue with me and the hand was dealt properly.

A few minutes later, however, something really odd occurred.  Now I didn’t see the whole thing because I was tapping out a note about the last hand in my phone.  But I heard a couple of players, almost simultaneously, call out to the dealer, “What are you doing, this is a tournament, not a cash game.”

Apparently the dealer had taken a $25 tournament chip, put it in the rack, and made “change” for it with real casino chips.  He put $4 worth of chips on top of the chute where the rake for the cash games goes!  He was just about to pull back the handle to drop the rake when the players stopped him.

I can’t verify this, but I assume he had put out some of the real casino chips in the pot (full of tournament chips) in order to make proper change for the $25 tournament chip.

He said nothing.  I would have expected him to laugh at himself for his dumb mistake, even make a joke at his own expense.  But he just undid what he had done, returned all the chips to where they belonged, and said nothing.  No apology, no joke, no nothing.  If the players hadn’t stopped him, he would have had a fun time explaining to his boss why the rack was short.

He managed to finish his down without further incident.  When the new dealer came in, someone who was very chatty and energetic, it was quite a difference.  The players explained what happed with the rake and he laughed and explained that the previous dealer had two jobs.  But later, when I was reassigned to another table, I was back at the first dealer’s table.  He still was quiet, and I wasn’t there long enough to see him doing anything odd, but when he left, one of the players said, “I hope you feel better.”  Maybe it was illness that caused him to be so out of it.

Anyway, that’s the story.  Hope you enjoyed it.



Note:  The pic above, believe it or not, is Kate Upton with a rake.  A “rake”—get it?  Unfortunately, it is one of the least sexy pics of Kate I’ve ever seen, and I couldn’t really find a good pic of a girl with a rake.  But we all know that Kate is the kind of gal just made for appearing on my blog (and has appeared, many times).

So here’s a much better pic of Kate.  And I guess it is appropriate for my post, because, you know, in addition to the rake reference, there was also a rack in my story.


Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Vegas Poker Scene -- January 2017 Ante Up Column

Well, I'm back home after a good trip to Vegas (after a six-month hiatus).  I've got many stories to tell, hopefully I can do them justice.  Just for my New Year's Eve session alone, I recorded nearly two hours of voice notes, so when I get around to that, it should be a heckuva post (or two, or three or...)  But it will take some time to get to all that, especially since I've got an Ante Up column due on Friday.  Have I started it yet?  Or course not.

Speaking of Ante Up columns, here's my newest one.  This was my return to column-writing after missing the previous month's column due to my surgery.  It was written just a short-time after I started working again.  You can find the entire west coast report for Ante Up here and you should be able to find the hard copy in your local poker room soon if it's not there already.

Be sure to read the profile of my pal Michelle Grimwood, known on Twitter as @9ontheturn, following my Vegas report. 

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The MGM Grand poker room continues to come up with popular and creative promotions.The latest one is called Progressive Picture Pyramid.
Every week, starting Wednesdays at 1 p.m., players who make a full house of jacks, queens or kings full (with a pocket pair) will win progressively more money as the pyramid fills.
The first nine made during the period are worth $100, the next eight are worth $200, etc.
The last one made, to complete the pyramid, is worth $1K. Once a particular full house is made (e.g, kings full of deuces), it’s no longer eligible for the promotion for the rest of the period.
If the pyramid doesn’t fill up in the week, the value of the unfilled spaces is increased by the amount of the original prize level.So, if the final full house doesn’t hit for two weeks, during the third week it will be worth $3K.
Another promo is the Progressive Power Hour. High hands of quads of better are worth a progressive jackpot if they’re made during a specific hour, which varies for each high hand. Thus, four aces or a royal flush must be made between 1-2 p.m. or 1-2 a.m.
Four sevens or a seven-high straight flush must be made between 7-8 p.m. or 7-8 a.m.Each hour starts at $200 and increases $50 per day until hit.
There’s also an early morning high hand of the hour running Monday-Friday from 5-10 a.m.The minimum hand is a full house and it pays $100.If no hand qualifies in a particular hour, the $100 carries over to the next hour.
The main cash game is $1-$2 no-limit hold’em and there are always multiple games running. The minimum buy-in is $100 with a $300 maximum.There’s also a $2-$5 game with a $200-$500 min-max.
All MGM tournaments have guarantees. There are two $70 tournaments daily (11 a.m. and 7 p.m.). Players get 15K chips and levels start at 15 minutes and increase to 20 at Level 10.The morning tournament has a $2K guarantee and it’s $1K in the evening.
Turbo tournaments for $50 run daily at 2 p.m. and Sunday-Thursday at 10 p.m. The levels are 10 minutes and the starting stack is 10K. The guarantee is $500.
VENETIAN: The main event at Deep Stack IV in late November came down to two Las Vegans: Justin Young and Ryan Welch.Young claimed the trophy and a prize of $121K as Welch went home with $103K. Nearly 440 players bought in to the $1,600 event, creating a prize pool of $633K, easily surpassing the $400K guarantee.
There’s plenty of great tournament action ahead at the Venetian.The New Year’s Extravaganza runs through Jan. 8.A $250 SuperStack with four starting flights starts Jan. 4 and has a $150K guarantee.
The January Weekend Extravaganza runs Jan. 18-22 and offers $118K in guarantees.The highlight is a $150 SuperStack beginning with its first of four starting flights on Jan. 18. The prize pool is guaranteed at $60K.
Deep Stack Extravaganza I runs Jan. 30-Feb. 27 and has more than $2.5M in guarantees. It includes the Mid-States Poker Tour’s $1,100 event that has two starting flights Feb. 2 and offers a $300K guarantee.
A new offering is an $800, eight-max with a $250K guarantee.The first of its three starting days is Feb. 9. The series offers several Omaha events, all with $400 buy-ins. The first is a PLO bounty on Feb. 9, followed by Omaha/8 on Feb. 13 and PLO-PLO/8 on Feb. 25.All Omaha tournaments have $15K guarantees.
A $400 seniors event runs Feb. 11-12 with a $30K guarantee.
The $1,600 main event starts the first of its three starting flights Feb. 20 and has a $750K guarantee.
On the cash side, the Venetian is taking a $1 promo drop and offering a bad-beat jackpot, which starts at $50K and increases daily.The minimum qualifying losing hand started at quad 10s and decreases every two weeks.
Through the end of January, the room has a high-hand promotion that runs Monday-Thursday (10 a.m.-8 p.m.) The highest hand every 15 minutes gets $150.
HARRAH’S: The mid-Strip room is giving away seats to the next WSOP Colossus, a $565 value.Each week, the top-nine players with the most hours between 6 a.m. and noon will compete in a single-table tournament, with the first- and second-place finishers getting a Colossus entry.Winners can opt for $500 instead.
The room offers two freerolls a week, with only five hours in half a week needed to qualify, but players can double their starting stack (from 2K to 4K) by playing two more hours during the qualifying period. The top-10 finishers in each freeroll get $200.
High-hand bonuses are offered for cash games and tournaments.It’s $50 for quads, $100 for straight flushes and $300 for royals. The main cash game is $1-$2 NLHE ($100-$300 min-max).There’s also a $2-$3 game ($200-$500).
All tournaments have guarantee and run at 9 a.m., noon, 3 p.m., 7 p.m. and 10 p.m., It’s a $65 buy-in for 5K chips and 20-minute levels. There’s an optional $5 add-on for 2,500 chips. The guarantee is $500.
On Friday and Saturday nights, the regular 7 p.m. is replaced by a $25 bounty tournament.The buy-in is $100, the starting stack is 10K, the levels are 20 minutes and the guarantee is $1K.
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Meet Michelle Grimwood

A registered nurse by trade, Michelle Grimwood has been playing poker semi-professionally for eight years.
How did you get started in poker? I started with play money on PokerStarswhenI was in nursing school. There’s not alot to do up in Maine.
When did you move to Vegas and from where? I moved here five years ago. I am from the East-South, but travel nursing around the country I ended up staying inSan Antonio for a couple of years. After my first unplanned trip to Vegas, playing my first live cash games (my first session here I ended up playing 32 hours); I was in love.
What is your greatest highlight in poker? Playing online at WSOP, three tournaments a day and four on Sunday, I was around an 80 percentcash rate. That was an exciting and unbelievable number.
What are your poker goals? To be the first woman to win the (WSOP) main event. While my original reasons for that may have been a bit more selfish, now I’d like to use that platform and exposure to raise awareness for two incurable diseases that are very close to me so that more awareness and money can be raised to help find a cure.