Special Guest Post
By "Anonymous"
Introduction: The guest
post was submitted to me by a long-time reader of this blog after his recent
visit to Vegas with his buddy. I am only
posting this with the understanding that his identity, and the identity of his friend,
be withheld. However, I totally trust my
source and am quite confident that that the narrative you are about to read did
indeed happen.
Every year, millions of men visit Vegas, and more than a few
of them seek female companionship of the "by the hour" type. This is a reminder that such activity is
illegal in Clark County, where Vegas is located. I thus present this as a cautionary tale. And
I'd like to thank Anonymous for this "word to the wise."
Take it away, Anonymous…..
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Warning!!!
This accurate
account of a Vegas Hooker Attack—"Trick Roll"—is NSFW.
During a recent trip to Vegas for poker and other activities with my good friend, he had what turned out to be a wildly violent encounter with a local "working girl."
During a recent trip to Vegas for poker and other activities with my good friend, he had what turned out to be a wildly violent encounter with a local "working girl."
Please keep
in mind that the buddy I'm describing is not a young man, and is one of
the kindest and most non-violent people I have met, yet he really likes the ladies
and is a bit of a "horn dog." On our second day in
town, we had both played poker tourneys and cash games most of the day and
I had a dinner date that nite with my caddy. So we split up about 7pm, and
he continued to play cash games. I have never seen this man drink any
alcohol away from the table, but he does consume mass quantities of beer while
playing his favorite game. His drinking never seems to affect his play,
even though his speech sometimes becomes a bit slurred after about 20
or more beers. I knew he was heavy into the beers this night, and
when he phoned me in a bit of a panic at 3am, I became very concerned for
his welfare.
We both have
been visiting Vegas on and off for the past 25 years, and the following is by
far, the wildest true story I have ever heard. It begins with
him walking from one strip property to his hotel—an undisclosed property, which
cannot be identified for obvious reasons. He had a winning session and was
feeling no pain as he strolled to his hotel. As he passed a few shops and bars,
a tall, attractive young female, with short skirt, and massive boobs, smiled
and motioned to him as he passed by. He stopped and she approached,
asking him what he was up to. He related that he was just making his way
back to his hotel, and she became very friendly, asking him if he wanted
any company on his way back. Even though he was a bit apprehensive, he
said she was so hot that he couldn't turn her away.
When they got
close to the hotel entrance, she suggested that he walk ahead and they should
go in a side entrance to avoid security. She followed him into the
elevator and began groping his crotch on the way up to his floor, as they were
alone in the elevator. As they walked to his room she was telling him she
was about to rock his world. He had no idea who would get really rocked a bit
later. When they entered his room, he told her she could not use her
phone in the room at any time, and she agreed. He told me he had heard
stories of hookers going into the bathroom, calling their pimps or partners to
set up robberies of their victims. So, that's why he had her turn
her phone off and leave it in her purse.
They
discussed her fee and he said he would pay 50% now, the rest later. She said no
way, so he laughed and gave her the full amount. She immediately pulled up her
mini skirt to expose her shaved monkey and fine ass, then pulled up her tight
top to expose those massive hooters, and sat on the bed beside him, saying,
"take it off baby." He disrobed, leaving on his socks and a
baseball hat only, and laid back on the bed. She began rubbing his leg,
then asked for more money. He told her she had agreed to the original
price and that he couldn't pay any more. She told him she would need more
money to get busy.. He refused and that's when things went crazy wild.
After a short
argument, he asked for a refund and she immediately pulled her clothes together
and attempted to make her way to the door. He said he jumped up and said she
had to give his money back, and she began reaching for the door. He
caught her at the door as she was opening it, and grabbed her purse to retrieve
his money. At this point she began screaming and scratching and swinging
wildly at him. She caught him under the eye with a sharp finger nail, and
he said at that point he lost his cool and began to defend himself. He
put a foot to her torso and slammed her away from him, while holding onto the
purse, still trying to retrieve his money. He later told me he wasn't going to
let this bitch roll him. Her body hit the opposite wall outside his room,
but she didn't go down and charged at him again, swinging wildly. This
time he pulled a "Ray Rice" and decked her with a single punch; she
hit the floor with blood coming out off her nose and mouth, clearly stunned. He
recovered his money, dropped her purse beside her, and turned to re-enter
his room, only to discover that his door had closed and was locked, and he was
standing in the hallway, totally nude except for his socks and a baseball hat,
with a bloody hooker lying on the floor in the hallway.
The hooker
wasn't out cold for long and began to stir around on the floor. He kicked her
phone down the hallway as she was attempting to get up. She had discovered that
she wasn't going to be able to "trick roll" this man and had paid a
heavy price for the attempt, so she fled. He immediately took off his
socks, covered his junk with them, and went down the back stairwell looking for
security. He exited the back stairwell onto an empty loading dock, ran
down the dock and entered an unlocked door into a receiving area, and yelled
for security. Someone way down the hallway saw him and called for security.
They showed up a few minutes later and he told him he had been locked out of
his room after an attempted robbery. He was now surrounded by about 4 or
5 security guards and someone brought him a towel to wrap up with, and later, a
robe. After about 15 minutes of questioning, they escorted him back to
his room, and let him in so he could dress. He had told security that he
wanted to move out of that room, because he thought the girl may have her pimp
return to kill him. They stood in his room as he packed up and told him
he would have to come down to the security office and be interviewed by their
staff and the LVPD.
My buddy said
he overheard the guards on the radio, saying that the female had called the
LVPD and wanted to press charges against him. She must have been new
to the area. Hotel security had him fill out a long detailed written statement,
beginning when he first encountered the hooker, and describing everything in
detail. He said he wrote so much, that he had to request a second page
from them. After about 15 minutes, the LVPD showed up and entered the office.
They checked him out, noticing the scratch under his eye that had bled a
little, and asked if he wanted medical attention. He told them no and that
hotel security had asked him as well.
The officer
was a female, so my buddy thought he may be in deep shit, depending on what the
hooker said to them. After a brief questioning, they asked him if he wanted to
press charges against the female. They said the hooker wanted to press charges
for assault and kidnapping, and if he was charged, he would have to bail
out and come back to Vegas at a later date for court, and that
the minimum charge would be solicitation for prostitution, a misdemeanor.
They warned him that this happens all the time in Vegas, and
hookers always try to trick roll their marks, My buddy told the
police officer he just wanted it to end tonight and not press
charges. He said they interviewed the hooker in a separate room and she
decided not to press charges either. So the female officer told him she
would give him a break this time since he did not even have a speeding ticket
on his record, and they would let him go. She warned him again, that if a
young female smiled at him again, to look the other way and keep walking to
avoid trouble in the future. My buddy thanked the female officer
profusely and left the office. Hotel security told him he was being
evicted from the property that night, and would have to find another
hotel. They wouldn't let him catch a taxi on property and escorted him
off property. They also told him the hooker was being trespassed, meaning that
she would be arrested if she ever set foot back on the property.
My buddy
walked down the strip dragging his bag and procured a room at another
location at 3am, and called me with the bad news. He
said he was still a bit shaky, but felt lucky that he avoided being locked
up for the night, or longer. He said the hooker was surely out of
commission for a while, and she probably wouldn't be attempting to roll anyone
in the near future, due to receiving that beat down in the
hallway.
Moral of the
story—if you are ever in Vegas and looking to rent a girlfriend, head out
to Pahrump, about 45 minutes away, where its, LEGAL and SAFE!
I always pass the broads up on the way back to my room.
ReplyDeletebut I can totally understand falling for one and would have done the same thing. Guys like us don't tolerant being a victim very well.
Yeah, some guys aren't gonna take that very well, for sure.
DeleteI may or may not have engaged in those "dates" two times in Vegas over the years ... mostly OK but it's weird, expensive,and risky.Thank you for this cautionary tale.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome!
DeleteOnly way that story could have been better would have been if he put the hooker down for the count with a donkey punch....
ReplyDeleteUmmm....I'm not touching that one, Lester.
DeleteI'm surprised the hooker went to the police to press charges. Wouldn't the cops tend to side with the tourist?
ReplyDeleteYeah, MOJO...but as Anony said, maybe she was new to Vegas or to the profession. She really doesn't want to admit to what she was doing in that hotel room, either, since what was arranged for wasn't legal.
DeleteHey Rob I had a working girl come up to me in the Desert Inn cocktail lounge ( going way back I know ). It was dark and she asked me to light her cigarette. She was gorgeous. Being the suave man of world I asked how much was it to party. She told me $500 to start. I told her I was a low roller and did not have that kind of money on me. She said OK and took off. I did have the money but was afraid of the same thing happening to me that happened to anonymous. You just never know right???? Of course I lost the money anyway but thats OK too.
ReplyDeleteWow. $500 seems like a lot of money at the time the Desert Inn existed. That's really all I got to say.
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