In Search of.....My Blog?

Search Terms Used To Reach This Blog:

This is going to be  a ongoing, "open" thread that I'll keep updating as warranted.  See here for the longer explanation.  Sometimes I will just list one or two searches without comment, other times I will react to the search terms.  New content will be added at the top, right below this paragraph:

  •  happy sexy Halloween tits
Ok, I don't get this one.  Sexy Halloween tits I get.  But they have to be happy too?  Can tits be happy?  Can they be unhappy?  I mean, they make people happy sure, but....happy tits?  And they have to be sexy and on Halloween too.  Weird.  Anyone, it must have led to my Halloween Slut Parade post (here).

  •  do the black male nude dancers have big dicks at the Palomino Club?

Well, it led them to this post here, where they won't find the answer.  I wonder if they found a site that would answer her (or his?) question?

  • home games poker california babes bounties topless girls

Wow someone is looking for a bounty tournament I could really go for!


  •  the big tits theory

I never learned that one in my science class.  Is it an offshoot of the Big Bang Theory?


  • best place in Vegas to be an exhibitionist

I was actually #12 on Google's list for this search.  It led them to this post, I wonder if that's what they had in mind.  I rather doubt it.  OTOH, depending on who was doing the searching, I might just hope to run into them some day.


  • Pete Sampras

Yeah, that was bizarre to say the least.  Especially since it said I was #4!  When I saw this, I tried to duplicate the search, and could not find my blog among the results, whether I tried doing the search of web, news or blogs.  I assume it is because Memphis MOJO's current post has to do with tennis, mentions tennis great Pete Sampras in the first few words, and thus, that early text appears on my blog roll.  It must have been a temporary thing since I can't duplicate it.


  • should I spread my legs for this woman?

Thatt led them to this post, for which I was #4.  Obviously the title of my post was what did it.  I wonder if the person asking the question was really asking Google for advice, or just wanted stories about the topic.  Cuz I'm thinking, if you really have to ask, the answer should probably be no.


  • why are penises joked about more often than vaginas?

I was actually #7 on Google's list for this search.  It led them to this post, which didn't really answer their question, sadly.


  • santa and the big tits
Holy Shit!  There's a Christmas story I've never heard of?  And it sounds like a good one too!  Sure as hell sounds more interesting than that silly Rudolph story. 


  • full tit poker
Awesome!  I wonder if that was just a fortunate typo or was he really looking for a sit that combines poker and tits.  Probably the former. 


  • my wife secretly grabs her friends boobs when I'm not looking
Wow, that's really specific, fella!  Also, the search is as long as some of my posts.


  • how to spot a prostitute in Vegas
  • no parking unless you have large breasts
  • smoking hot waitress
  • girl in the Mens Room
  • cleavage distraction poker

Most of these actually make sense--I mean that they found my blog with those searches.  Except for the one about parking.  I assume that's a silly sign someone saw somewhere, not sure why it got to this blog.


  • lost some money in vegas! blog
  • smoking hot waitresses
  • in poker if a player tells another player i will call what ever you bet is that considered verbal and binding

Yes, this is definitely the blog to come to for losing money in Vegas!
  • pussy poker blogspot

That's not my blog, but it is an interesting idea for one!

  • Hookers in Vegas Poker
  • Vegas girls with huge boobs
On the second one, I wonder if that's just someone looking for the best strip club?  It was from someone in Vegas.  The first one....well, I've talked about hookers, I've talked about Vegas, and I've talked about poker, but never hookers and poker together.  Not sure how that works....but somehow, there's a "bad beat" in there somewhere.

  • Lewis Skolnick
  • Biggest boobs and tits in one woman
  • Biggest tits in Florida 
  • best pair in strip poker
The last one is very clever, I dunno if they meant it to be that clever.  Does a set of Double D's beat a pair of Aces?  Funny.  I have Prudence to thank for the Skolnick search.  I don't get the one about Florida.  If it was a text search, I would figure the guy was going to visit there and was looking for a strip club.  But it was an image search.  Are big Floridian tits somehow better to look at than Californian tits or Iowan tits???  And the guy who wants the biggest boobs and the biggest tits in one woman?  I'm not sure he understands how anatomy works.
  • asian waitress at fremont casino big tits

  • humongous tits
  • big tit
  • big tit cleavage
  • big tits naked
  • large tits
  • amateur young cleavage
  • big big boobs
  • big boobs small dress
  • big breasts in tight shirts
  • big titties pics
  • big boobs small dress
  • extremely full breasts
  • poker big tit
  • big white soft tits 
  • massive fake tits cleavage
I swear, all these showed up together in a single day.  I don't get it.  Have I ever even mentioned breasts on this blog?  And "amateur young cleavage"?  Wouldn't you prefer professional cleavage?  And wouldn't you prefer real cleavage, not the fake kind?
  • big tips
I'm not sure what this person was looking for.  Was he really talking about tips, as in, giving a dealer a really big tip?  Or was he being, shall we say, a bit euphemistic?  Or was it just a typo and the "p" was meant to be a "t"?   This was an image search, and I can assure you, if you search for big tips, you'll get what everyone in the bigger list above was looking for!
  • natalie portman see through pussy and boobs
I did discuss Miss Portman once, but not quite like that!  I can't imagine what this person was actually looking for (OK, I can, but  only because I have a real good imagination).
  • poker blowjob under the table
Must have lead them to this post, but I wonder what they were really after?  Is this some new kind of promotion that some poker room is having to build traffic?  I haven't heard of it before.
  • "movie review" "cap backwards"
Funny, I think they must have been looking specific they heard about.  But when I did the story about the backwards cap that registered on on this search (see here), I didn't mention any movie review. 
  •  famous old paintings
Finally, some culture!  It got them to this post that had the classic painting of dogs playing poker.


OK, so below is the last big, full post I did about search terms.   And if this isn't enough, be sure to check out the first time I did a post about funny search terms.  You can find it here.

How Much Cleavage Is Appropriate?

OK, so below is the last big, full post I did about search terms.   And if this isn't enough, be sure to check out the first time I did a post about funny search terms.  You can find it here.

Well, the question answers itself, doesn’t it?  Is it even possible for any cleavage to be inappropriate?  Or for there to me too much of it?  It’s like being too rich, or too lucky, or two happy.  So the answer is simply, all cleavage is appropriate.

Still, not long ago, someone Googled that very question and it took them to this very blog.  I am honored that Google considers me an expert on cleavage.  And on the appropriateness of it.  I mean, if the biggest internet search engine in the world considers me an expert on cleavage, who am I to argue?

So ladies, you can now come to me with all your cleavage questions.  So says Google.
Definitely NOT Inappropriate
(BTW, the post that was referenced was this one.  They were actually doing an image search.  Take a look at the post and you’ll see why)

One of the things that is fun about doing a blog is seeing what people Googled (or Yahoo’d, or Bing’ed) that landed them on your blog.  I did a very long post (shocking, I know) back in May about this once already, see here.  And in fact, recently, my pals grrouchie and Josie also did posts about the very same thing, see here and here.  I keep getting amused by the searches, I’ve considered doing sort of a running page just listing the funny search terms, and maybe someday I will. 

Sometimes, it’s just the weird things people search for that are funny.  I’m too lazy to look, but there must be places on the web you can go just to see funny searches.  But some of the things that people search for that somehow gets them here is also something that tickles me.

And by the way, I hadn’t planned this a “special event” post, but I just noticed that my blog just passed its first birthday.  Yeah, the first post hit the web on September 20, 2011.  Actually I had four posts up in the first two days (just to prove to myself that I could write more than a paragraph or two—I guess I didn’t really have to worry about that).

The other most amusing search term recently was, “red sox pussy hair.”


I mean, seriously, WTF?

If someone can explain to me what the hell they were really looking for, I’d appreciate it.  I don’t see the connect between the Red Sox and well, you know.  Maybe it was a typo and the meant to leave the “sox” out of it?  Auto fill?  Does Google automatically put “sox” after “red”?  Josie would like that.

As to how that got them here, I have no freakin’ clue.  I’m pretty sure I’ve never mentioned the Red Sox on the blog, because there’s really not much I care less about than them.  But maybe in some comments?  I guess maybe.  But the closest thing I came to talking about hair down there was in this post here and I didn’t use that term.  Unfortunately, I’m not sure what post that got them to, because I didn’t make a note of it (also, sometimes I can’t figure it out anyway).

But I was able to determine that the searcher was from Saskatchewan, Canada.  Why anyone in Canada even cares about the Red Sox is beyond me.  But perhaps this whole search is a Canadian thing.  Maybe I just don't get it because of the vast cultural differences between our two countries.  Or perhaps, "red sox pussy hair" is actually Canadian for "great poker blog."

Now here’s one I know exactly how they found me:  how big are the dicks at the palomino male dancers fully naked?”  It seems that question led them to this post.  Of course, in that post, I never made any mention of the size of the dancer who, shall we say, exposed himself, or his other profession, anyway, at the poker table.  It never came up (so-to-speak).  But I’m guessing the Midwest housewife of the title was dying to find out.  And also, in that post, I never used the word “dick.”  But there was enough in that phrase to land them here.

By the way, that post recently got a sudden burst in popularity.  It seems that a website/forum that is dedicated to interracial sex put a link to it not long ago.  A guy apparently found my post because he was looking for a club where he could take his (white) wife to where she could interact with naked black guys!  His research led him to my post, even though I never mentioned the ethnicity of anyone in the story.  Anyway, after he linked my post in their forum, I got almost 100 new hits on that old post.  Thank you for your um, interesting, predilections, sir!

How about “big Russian breasts”?  Him, I don’t think I’ve ever discussed the country or origins of breasts on this sight.  I do have a surprising number of readers from Russia, however.

“Motorboating girls”  That’s too easy.  See here.

“cleavage poker tournament”  No idea what that is, but I’m in favor of it.  Hmm….perhaps starting stacks are determined by how much cleavage is exposed?

“biggest tits in Hollywood”  Not sure why this got them here.  It’s an interesting topic, just not one I’ve addressed here. 

“bears playing poker”  That’s a “huh’?  I mean, everyone knows about the dogs playing poker, but bears?  I’ve surely never discussed bears here.  Do they mean the Chicago Bears?  Do bears play poker in the woods?

“nude gigolos en las vegas”  Hmm….again, not a topic I’ve ever discussed, or ever will.

“OKAY TITS”  Why does he only want to see tits that are just ok?  That’s setting the bar low, isn’t it?  If you’re looking for tits on the internet, don’t you want them to be better than just OK?

“colleg tits”  Geez, man, if you want a college girl, you’re gonna have to learn how to spell!

“jennifer tilly naked” and “jennifer tilly nude”  Miss Tilly has been discussed on the blog, but I’ve never in that condition.  Those searcher who were looking for pics of her without clothes must have been disappointed when they got here, although I understand that pictures of her in that state do exist.  Shocking, I know. 

“hottest female poker players”  No doubt they were brought here because of all the times I’ve talked about Prudence. 

And finally,

“poker tournaments las vegas”  Now how in the world did that lead anyone here?  Go figure.


  1. how do i find out what search terms were used to find my blog?

    1. Tony, from the main page of your blog (assuming you are "signed in"), click design at the upper right, then click on "stats" over on the left side. Beneath that "Stats" link is now several options, including "Traffic Sources". Click on that and you see three headings over to the right, the last of which is "Search Keywords" There you go. You can use the options across the top, Now, Day, Week, Month, All time to see various options.