"I Don't Have a Penis!"

So there was this real crazy, silly, fun loving young woman at the poker table. She was dark complected with nicely styled short hair.  Kinda cute face but very nice body.  She was interacting with all the players.  At one point the guy next to me went over to talk to her more closely.

He told her she looked a little like Prince!  (Actually, she did....but since Prince looks more female than male, I don't think that's so bad to tell a woman).

She laughed.  Then she said, "Prince?  Prince???  I'm a woman! (pause)  I don't have a penis."