As I mentioned in this post here, I played poker with Chris Moneymaker
recently. And as I said in that post, it was pretty much the coolest day in my
brief poker “career.”
I suppose it would have been cool if I
had had a chance to play with any Main Event bracelet winner. But it was especially cool that it was
Chris. The obvious reason is due to
Chris’s importance in the popularity of poker.
His Main Event win is rightly credited with starting the poker boom
early in the previous decade.
The other reason is that Chris is
simply one hell of a nice guy. There’s
no airs about him, nothing phony about him.
He’s just a down-to-earth, regular guy.
And another cool thing about the day…..I
didn’t have to risk a single penny play poker with him.
The Hollywood Poker Open took place at
M Resort the weekend of June 27-29. Of
course, M Resort closed its poker room last year. But the parent company, Penn Gaming, runs the
HPO and has tournaments all over the country during the year, with the main
event held at their only Vegas property, the M Resort. Our friend, Memphis MOJO, won a seat to the
main event this year (see here).
This year, HPO’s ambassador was Chris
Moneymaker.
A few months back, I received a call
from Madeline Caldwell, who was in charge of publicity for the event. Madeline, by the way, works for a company
called “TB&C”. I’m not kidding. You can find their website here.
Perhaps they should hire a certain poker blogger as their ambassador?
Madeline asked me if I thought the
poker media would be interested in a special invitational tournament for the
press, with the prize being a free entry into their main event, a $2,500 value.
I don’t think I’ve ever answered a
question “yes” and faster. She also
wanted to know if I thought the press would be able to accept such a prize, and
I assured her that I could think of no conflict. She mentioned that we would all be able to
meet Moneymaker, and then asked if I would personally be interested in
attending and playing in such an event.
“Absolutely!” I said that before she finished the question.
A few months later, I received an
official email invitation, and so, the day before the HPO main event started, I
traveled down to M to meet Chris and my fellow journalists and to play a
tournament for the right to get a seat at the big tournament to start the next
day.
I met Madeline, and a bunch of my
fellow poker writers. If you check the
twitter feed at @Hwpokeropen, you can see
pics of everyone who was there.
And there, holding court as it were,
was Chris Moneymaker. He was in the
middle of telling some great stories when I managed to introduce myself to him.
I was wearing my Ante Up shirt, and so
I pointed that I wrote for Ante Up,
and then added, “I also work for PokerAtlas,
and I have my own little poker blog.”
Chris said, “I love PokerAtlas. It was the first thing I looked at when I got
into town to find out about Vegas poker.”
I loved hearing that. I was sure to tweet that out before I left
the M.
Then he proceeded to ask me how
PokerAtlas gets all that information about the tournaments and the cash games
and such. I said that this was my job,
and he pressed further about the details.
Do the rooms constantly send you updates? He seemed genuinely interested in how I do my
job, so I told him.
Here is a guy who has won millions
playing poker, and he was asking me how the job of getting that information
listed. Wow.
Then he went back to telling us
stories. Great, great poker stories.
Chris is sort of like the fastest gun
in the west. Whenever anyone recognizes
him, they feel compelled to challenge him to a poker game, to try to prove that
they’re better than him.
These are almost always rank
amateurs—but rich, rank amateurs. One guy wanted to play him heads up for
$25,000. Chris accepted the
challenge. Chris immediately realized
that whenever the other guy had a good hand, he’d bet big and say, “let’s
gamble.” And Chris would fold.
The guy was very willing to bluff at
Chris, and made it pretty obvious when he didn’t have the goods. He wouldn’t say “let’s gamble” when he was
bluffing. I think that’s known as a “tell.”
Finally, after losing $16-17K to Chris
he said to him, “This is no fair. You
only play when you have a good hand.”
The guy asked if he could stop before losing the entire $25K. Chris of course let him off the hook.
Another story involved being
challenged to a game by Jack Binion soon after Chris had won his bracelet. That didn’t end well for Jack, and he
recruited his son and another player to play against Chris. But Chris ended up winning over $100K.
When Chris won the main event,
Binion’s was on the verge of bankruptcy.
People warned him that he should take his prize money in cash. He was told there was only a 20% chance the
check would clear. But Chris took the
check, “Think of all the bad publicity they’d get if the check bounced,” he
told the doubters.
And Chris was told, “They’re
bankrupt. What do they care about bad
publicity?
But he took the check and of course it
did clear.
So we played a little turbo
tournament. There were exactly 10 of us,
one table. Chris played. It wasn’t clear to me what would have
happened if he had won, since he was already going to play in it as the event’s
ambassador. I guess the runner-up would
have gotten the seat.
But Chris didn’t win, proving that
poker is not a game of skill only. But
hey, everyone reading this already knew that.
I didn’t last long. I was totally, totally card dead. I didn’t win a hand. I didn’t bother writing any hands done because
it was so bad. I tried to make a few
moves, but was always called, and then had to back off. Example: first into a pot I raised with
Queen-10 off. The human encyclopedia of
poker, @Kevmath, shoved all in. He had me covered. I wasn’t ready to bust out with such a
mediocre hand (or the evil hand, as Coach calls it). I folded and he showed pocket 7’s. Hmm….I suppose I should have taken the coin
flip, now that I think of it.
A few orbits later, I had just a few
big blinds left when @danmichalski raised in front of me. I was looking for even one broadway card to
move in with, before the big blind came to me.
Queen-Jack was plenty good at this point. Dan called my shove (it wasn’t much more than
his raise) and so did one other player, so we didn’t flip the cards over. The flop was K-10-10, giving me the open
ender. When an Ace hit the turn, Dan bet
and got the other player to fold. I was
liking my hand, the nut straight. But
Dan had the dreaded pocket Kings for a flopped boat! I was drawing dead and was out.
But I had had a great time and stuck
around. For one thing, I wanted to ask
Chris the solution to the poker brain teaser he had given us early in the
tournament. As it happened, I was able
to ask after he busted out (I believe his two pair ran into a better two
pair). He gave us all the answer, and I
knew I would use it here.
I was still around the M and visited
back to see the end of the tournament, which was heads up between my fellow
Ante Up Ambassador @PokerKatt49 and Cardplayer’s @JRodriguezCP Julio won.
Oh well, it helps that he is a nice guy. All the players were: @MarkHokeShow, @HDBadBoyHR,
@divisionofpoker, and @jonsfen. Sorry to
those I didn’t get to single out. But you can find them all on twitter and find
their material from there. (Edited to add: Jon Sofen's take on the event can be found here.)
You must have been card dead if the evil hand looked good...
ReplyDeleteYes, but it was more a case of their being a good situation to raise--first in, looked like I could maybe steal the blinds, or possible get a single caller and take it down with a c-bet.
DeleteSounds like a fun event, even if you were card dead.
ReplyDeleteYeah, absolutely a total blast. And since the buy-in was zero, it didn't hurt as much busting out!
DeleteFREE IS GOOD
Deletei thought u werent supposed to "only play when u have a good hand" when playing HU? i thought thats why i dont do as well when HU?
ReplyDeletewhy did it work for Chris then?
Well, Tony, in this case Chris was so much better than his opponent, there was no reason for him to risk anything by bluffing. I suspect he did make some steals when his opponent made it obvious he was bluffing but he didn't need to do anything fancy. This player wasn't even a poker player....he was barely knowledgeable about poker.
Deletedont think STUpid UNGER.just donk.
DeleteSounds like you had a great time Rob. Definitely better when I played with Jamie Gold when the ran the test event for the now dead room in the Trop. I wont go into details for fear of defamation on someone else's blog, but lets say he's a bit of a plank.
ReplyDeleteHappy "don't pay your taxes to the Brits" day everyone !
Thanks, Ben, I'll be thinking of you when we celebrate our Independence!
DeleteYou remind me that Chris was the second Main Event winner I've played with. I too played with Jamie Gold one time at the Trop. I think it was when this blog was in it's infancy and for some reason, I never wrote it up.
Actually, Jamie was a nice enough guy but technically we didn't
"meet" since I never introduced myself to him.
still no boobies?????? LOL.have a great 4th ,sir.
ReplyDeleteThanks, you too. Celebrate it with a bang.
Deletei see what u did there ,sir. well done
Deletethis is in reference to the last post. i googled soccer hot chicks then went to acidcow.com. and PRESTO.HOT CHICKS. EVEN SOME PICS OF UNDER BOOBIES.btw P3 not going thru with his carpal tunnel lawsuit against the VP/VBJ machines( so no finder fee 4 me) and yr chick pics.my life has beem a living hell. LOL.p.s. no FUCK LA today.they (angels) r playing the astros.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link. I'll refer to it next time I do a soccer post. That'll be in about 10-20 years.
DeleteLets see, free poker tourney and a story to boot. Sounds like a great day for you Rob. You only needed a nearby slut parade to make it perfect.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the waitresses at the M? :)
DeleteThanks for playing and covering the event
ReplyDeleteThanks very much, Bruce. I had a blast. You and your team put in a GREAT event, and you should feel very proud.
DeleteThanks for commenting and the retweet!