I didn’t see any fireworks on July 4th. Not in a literal sense, anyway. But the table I was playing at that night saw
plenty.
Soon after I was seated, Brent pushed
into to deal. This was the first time I
had seen him this visit. That’s because
it was his first day back from a long vacation.
And it turned out I was really happy to see him. I hadn’t been running very well the past few
nights.
Almost immediately after he sat down,
Brent dealt me a couple of Aces in early position. I made it $10 and got no less than five
callers. Yeah, five. But I liked the flop. It was Ace-Jack-4, two hearts. The Ace of hearts was on the board, not in my
hand. I bet $40 and had two callers.
The turn was a black 10. I bet $90, which was more than half my
remaining stack. One of the two called
the bet, a player best described as a Crazian.
I was worried about the draws, until the river was another 4. I put the rest of my chips in front of me and
the Crazian snap-called. I showed my
Aces full and he showed….Ace-5.
Offsuit. He had no draw, just the
naked Ace with a terrible kicker. Thank
you very much, sir. I had more than
twice my $200 buy-in in front of me, plus I got one of those tickets for the
cash drawing.
As I was stacking my chips, I said to
Brent, “Welcome back, I missed you. I
hadn’t won a hand while you were gone.”
He laughed and said, “Really, you were running ice cold for three
weeks?” I said, “Pretty much.”
With Brent still dealing, I won a
small pot with the Coach’s evil hand, Queen-10. A 10 on the board was good enough for me to
take it down with a bet on the turn.
Then I called a small raise with
King-9 hearts in late position, called a small bet on the flop with a gut-shot,
and hit it on the river (there was no bet on the turn). Won another medium-ish pot.
King-2 in the big blind, no
raise. King-high flop, I bet $7 and two
players called. I checked a blank turn
and the Crazian who had doubled me up when I had the boat bet $20. I didn’t necessarily believe he could beat a
King. I called. Down to the two of us. The river paired 7’s. The high card on the board was a Queen. So my pathetic kicker wasn’t going to
play. If he had a King, we’d chop it
unless he had an Ace—or a Queen. Neither
one was likely, he would have raised preflop with AK or KQ. So when he bet $40 after I checked, I thought
it made sense to call.
And when I called, he just
insta-mucked without showing, or making me show. Nice. The
players to my left and right were making comments about this guy’s play—he had
paid off other players with weird moves too.
When he left a little while later, I said to my neighbors, “Well, I
guess I should leave now, my benefactor is gone.”
By the time Brent was finished with
his down, I had well over $500 in front of me. I again complimented Brent on
his dealing skills and told him that I really missed him.
It was close to $600 when good ol’
Mike came to deal. Mike’s the guy who
always cracks my Kings. He didn’t this
time. Not Kings, that is.
First I lost some money with pocket
10’s. I raised to $12, had three
callers. Queen high flop, I bet
$35. Hmm….should I have checked? Overcards and three others in the hand? I had one caller. The turn was checked around and by the river
there were two Queens on the board and a straight possible. I folded to a big river bet. The guy showed one card—a 10. If he had a Jack to go with it he had the
straight. But I thought he had a Queen. I’ll never know. But when someone shows just one card like
that, it’s never the important card and it usually means they have it,
right? Right?
The very next hand, Mike gave me
pocket Jacks. At least it’s not Kings,
right? I raised to $10 in early position and had two callers. The flop was Jack
high with two low cards. The Jack and
one of the rags were spades. I bet $15,
too little. Usually I bet big there, but
as I’ve mentioned in recent posts, I had started to slow play sets a
little. Both players called.
The turn was a blank and I bet
$40. The next guy shoved for his last
$126. The other guy folded. Of course I called. I assumed I had to dodge a spade. In fact before the river was dealt, he showed
Ace-7 of spades. I showed my Jacks. Mike decided to put a big dent in my stack by
putting the very ugly King of Spades on the river.
Ugh.
That hurt. I was still up, but so
many lovely chips went missing from my stack.
And it wasn’t even the dreaded pocket Kings, which is the way
Mike usually slaughters me.
Does anyone like his play there? Shoving on the turn with his draw? It makes a lot more sense to do that on the
flop, right? Wouldn’t have changed
anything, but I think at that point, with just one card to come, it’s a bad
play on his part—or am I wrong?
I was still up for the night, but that
one hurt.
Mike left without doing any more
damage to my stack.
I had a suited Ace-rag in the small
blind, and was hoping to play it for a buck to try to hit a flush and get
another drawing ticket (and also, you know, win the pot). But a guy raised to $10 in front of me so I
had to fold. It annoyed me. I guess I was still a bit perturbed over the
set of Jacks that lost.
The very next hand, on the button, I
had Ace-6 of hearts. After a few
limpers, the same guy as last hand made it $15.
Damn him. Easy fold right? Not this time. I was still pissed he’d bet me off the suited
Ace last time. And this time I had
position. I wasn’t about to let him bet
me off another hand! I called. It was a steam-call. Also, I figured a few limpers might call if I
did and it would be a nice pot if I got lucky.
One other player did call.
The flop was Ace-Ace-Jack. He bet $25 and I called, the other guy
folded. The turn was a blank and we both
checked. The river was another
blank. This time he put out $65.
My first inclination was to fold,
surely I had kicker problems. But I had
seen this guy play long enough to figure there was a decent chance he was bluffing. I couldn’t find a fold there.
Good call. He showed 7-deuce! But it was soooooted (but he didn’t have a
flush draw). He raised to $15 with 7-deuce. Now by the river there was actually
a 7 on the board, I don’t remember whether it was the turn or the river. But I was happy that my read was right and
that I took in a decent pot. Now I was
wandering what he had raised with on the hand before. It was probably better than 7-deuce. Like, 8-3, maybe?
Limped in with King-Jack off. No raise. On a Jack high flow (two hearts), I
called a $5 bet from a guy who just moved into this game from the 3/6 limit
game. We both checked on the turn, a
third heart. There was a fourth heart on
the river and he bet $15. I didn’t have
a heart, but I was kind of thinking that this guy didn’t know what he was doing
and might not have noticed the hearts.
For $15 I decided to call, if only to get information.
I flipped over his cards and said, “I
have nothing.” True, he didn’t have a
pair. He was playing two absolute
rags. But one of those rags was a
heart. The dealer noticed, even if he
didn’t. I was right, he didn’t know what
he was doing. Unfortunately, that didn’t
help me.
I will point out that a few days
earlier, I lost a hand in similar fashion when a guy turned over his hand
saying he had nothing and didn’t notice that he had a straight.
I called a $7 raise with 8-7 suited
and then the 5-Minute Asshole raised to $37.
I folded but one guy called and the flop was 8-7-x. The 5-Minute Asshole bet and the other guy
folded, so I have no idea what he had, but I assume my two pair would have been
good.
Why do I call him the 5-Minute
Asshole? Well, it was weird. This guy was sitting there all night, a young
guy, wearing his baseball cap the proper way, not saying too much. He was a bit of an aggro. Suddenly he won a nice pot from the older
gentleman on his left. I didn’t make a
note of the hand, unfortunately. And the
5MA says to the older gentlemen, “You keep playing like that and I’ll get all
your chips. You’re a donkey.”
That was the first thing he’d said or
done that was out of line in the two hours or so I’d been there.
The older guy was not too pleased. He
didn’t say anything to the 5MA but he said to the dealer, “Dealer, he called me
a donkey, please call the floor.” I don’t
think the dealer heard him, but a floor person walked right by just then and
the gentleman got her attention. He
repeated what the 5MA said.
The floor turned to 5MA and was about
to pull him away from the table when the older guy stood up and said, “You know
what, I’m leaving.” The floor asked if
he wanted a table change and he said no, he was through playing.
Then the floorperson pulled 5MA aside and
before she could say a word, 5MA went into this long rant. He didn’t deny calling him a donkey but said
it was “nothing” and the guy was just using it as an excuse, that he wanted to
leave the game anyway. The floor said
that didn’t matter, you can’t call other players derogatory names.
The guy apparently wasn’t listening,
and he continued to harp on his firm belief that the guy was just using that as
excuse for leaving. And the floor kept
telling him that was irrelevant. But she
wasn’t getting through to him, and he became more and more agitated defended
his stupid position. I really thought
the guy was going to get kicked out of the room.
But then, just as I thought he was at
the end of his rope, he shut up. He
promised to behave and took his seat and remained quiet. Seriously, he didn’t cause a lick of trouble
the rest of the evening. And he had been
fine up until that very hand. Hence, the
5-Minute Asshole.
Now, I suppose it’s possible there
could have been some verbal interaction between him and the older guy all along
that I couldn’t hear. I can’t rule that
out. But it was weird.
And I’ll point out what all of you
surely know—if you think a guy at the table is a donkey, the very last thing
you want to do is piss him off and get him to leave, right? Make him comfortable. Make him happy. “I would have done the same thing, sir, I
just got lucky.” Right?
I did have a hand against 5MA after
this incident. Someone straddled and I
called the straddle with pocket 3’s.
There were two more 3’s on the flop, don’t recall the other card. Of course I slow-played it and no one bet the
flop or the turn (there were four of us who saw the flop. Finally on the river, 5MA bet $6. Everyone
else folded and I raised to $12. I hated raising so little but I figured it
would be hard enough to get a call for even the min raise. And in fact, 5MA took a long time to call
that lousy six bucks. But finally he
did. He mucked when he saw my quads. I’m sure if I had made it $20 he wouldn’t have
called.
That got me another ticket, and the
dealer said, “You should get two tickets for a hand like that.” I agreed, but that wasn’t the rules. Note, the previous month, they had the high
hand bonuses that I described in this post, but by this time, they had been discontinued.
All I got was the ticket, no high hand bonus.
A few hands later I was drawing to a
straight flush on the river.
Unfortunately, my notes on this hand were all screwed up and I don’t
have the details. But I needed the 8 of
diamonds. I got the 8 of hearts instead,
filling in my gutshot, and that won a small pot. But I commented to the dealer, after saying I
needed the 8 of diamonds instead of the 8 of hearts, “I guess I couldn’t expect
the same dealer to give me quads and a straight flush on the same down.”
Although back a long time ago, when I
was playing 4/8 at the Venetian, I saw a lady get a straight flush and quads on
back-to-back hands. Now that’s running
good!
The last hand I won was with Jack-4
offsuit in the big blind, no raise. The
flop had a 4 and two clubs; my Jack was a club. I called $7. The turn was another club so I called $20
with a pair and a flush draw. I hit the
flush on the river but didn’t bet it, worried that my flush was not good
enough. I was mostly interested in
getting another drawing ticket, the drawing was just a few minutes away. The other
guy didn’t have a club.
I didn’t get called for the drawing. I had a bit over $200 profit and decided to
call it a night. On my way out, I passed
noticed Mike dealing at another table. With all the sarcasm I could muster, I
yelled over to him, “Nice river, Mike!”
He snickered and said, “At least you didn’t have to rebuy.” True enough.
You can’t have a session where every hand goes your way, can you?
r those fireworks and casino chips shooting out of her fun bags??????????
ReplyDeleteFireworks yes, but I don't think they're chips, just look a little like them.
DeleteAnd anger, we don't use the word "funbags" on this blog. We stay classy.
Juggs, ta-ta's, knockers,et al, are perfectly acceptable.
You're getting awfully carefree with the evil hand Rob - BEWARE... :) Yeah, the guy totally lucked out with the spade, and his move (story) on the turn made no sense (especially when you're holding top set). Nice session though... :D
DeleteWell, he didn't know I had the set but still, if he's gonna put all his money in anyway, would make a lot more sense to put it in when he has two cards to come than one. Whatever, he was rolling the dice and didn't crap out.
DeleteI'm playing Q-10 all the time, and mucking K-K regularly, from now on.
i call the Q 10 .the COACH
Deletewow, the floor was called over bcuz a player was called a donkey??????? WTF. is 1 of the prizes for these drawing tickets a box of tampons??? also, in response to yr question on the players play on the turn with the ace hi flush draw. if u just calls and a river completes the flush.do u call a bet?? i think so bcuz u have a set BUT if he had u only on Jack with nice kicker(ace or face card). u may not. so he was GAMBOOOOOOOLING. plus he had an over andplus a chance to get a drawing ticket too.also, if COACH is a freeroll whore. u,sir, r a drawing tix HOE. LOL.
ReplyDeleteI probably am a drawing ticket ho but I'm trying to cure myself. It's tough.
DeleteI think that play the guy made makes a lot more sense on the flop than the turn, but I do see your point.
Regarding calling the floor...in this case, he actually got the floor himself.
DeleteBut it was more than just being called a donkey. The other guy was basically rubbing it in that he had just won the pot, and criticizing the play of someone who had just lost money to him. It was a total classless act (and counter productive) and I have no problem with the guy complaining about it. Frankly, I think the dealer should have said something but I'm not sure he heard it .
I think this makes 3 posts running where your boobage score is C- or below. I'm going to seriously have to re-consider you as my partner in the Tit Bitz franchise. I mean, I need someone SERIOUS ... a partner that I can depend on that won't tarnish the Tit Bitz brand with sub-par boobage.
ReplyDeleteGet your shit together, man!
Seriously? Katy F-ing Perry with fireworks coming out of her tits is only a C-?
DeleteI do try to tie in the totally gratuitous chick pic in with the post, so I take what I can get. But if that's not good enough, perhaps you should partner up with TBC instead.
TBC?!? Aye-carumba. I take it all back!!
Deletesorry,rob. i give it a C- too.and Vegas DWP i am willing to b partner BUT I want to b in the R&D department.
DeleteWell, in that case I'm not even try to make effort to cater to your obsession with bosoms.
DeleteNO TITS FOR YOU.
man, u r a grouch LOL
Deleteoh i didnt know it was Katy Perry.so D-
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with Katy Perry? I mean, as long as you only have to look at her and not hear her?
Deleteok ok Katy Perry with laryngectomy C+.
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