Why Didn't I Think of Dennis Rodman?

If you are reading this it's because you came here from my post entitled "Rebound."

When I was writing that post, I came up with the title right away, and wanted to find an appropriate pic for it.  The word "rebound" reminded me of an old nickname from Charles Barkley's playing days, "The round mound of rebound."  I figured I'd find a pic of Barkley with a hot chick.  Why a hot chick?  If you have to ask that question you must be new to the blog.

Amazingly, I couldn't find a pic of Barkley with a hot woman.  I was shocked.  Apparently he's never been photographed with a hot woman. Well, any well known rebounder would do, right?  I tried Shaq.  Nope, I couldn't find one.  OK, old school.  I googled the greatest rebounder of all time, Wilt Chamberlain.  Surely there were pics of Wilt with a hot chick.  After all, he wrote a book claiming to have slept with 20,000 women.  Surely there pics of Wilt with a hot girl. 

But damn if I couldn't find one.  I gave up.  I decided to find a pic of a girl in a really short dress instead, to go with the vignette I included at the end of the post.  Note: it was already long past when I had intended to retire for the night so I didn't keep looking for every well known rebounder I could think of.  Once I found the girl in the short dress, very similar to the dress I described, I just went for it and called it a night.

My tweet about the post made a reference to the post not being about basketball, despite the title.  Loyal reader angerisagift responded to the tweet, saying, "thank god, so no pics of Dennis Rodman then."

Holy shit.  Dennis Rodman!  Of course.  Vile and loathsome as he is, he was a terrific rebounder back in the day. And considering his, um, colorful past, I was certain there'd be pics of him with an attractive lady or two.  Duh.

It took me two seconds to find the pic I added to the "Rebound" post.  I remembered that pic of course, it got a lot of publicity at the time.  Rodman with Rebecca Romijn.  One of the sexiest, most beautiful women on the planet and basically topless.  Yeah that was precisely the kind of picture I was looking for for my "Rebound" post. 

So I added it belatedly.  Thanks to anger for giving me the idea.  I guess my excuse is I try not to think of Dennis Rodman whenever possible.