Monday, February 27, 2012

I Expected the Burger to be Served on a Bra, Not a Bun

I am about to ruin my fellow blogger grrouchie's day. 

He calls himself grrouchie and tries to project this image that he is mean and grrouchie and nasty and an overall bastard.  That's why people love his blog right?  For the snarkiness.

But after playing poker with him for 2 days, and even breaking bread with him, I am here to tell you that is a really nice guy, and an honorable guy, not at all "grouchy".  He is in fact a prince among men.

In addition to the fun we had at the poker table, and I use the word "fun" advisedly since we both took our share of whippings, he was nice enough to treat to me a very nice meal at a nice burger joint, Le Burger Brasserie.  He used his comps to pay, but those were hard earned comps he slaved over many a poker table to obtain.  What a great guy.  Of course I offered to return the favor next time, but, really, can I be trusted to keep my word?  I am, after all, a poker player.  So we'll see.

Not only was the burger tasty and yes....they served it rare, as any true burger aficionado would insist upon....but the waitstaff was nothing but comely young ladies in skimpy, lingerie type attire.  And yes, there were bosoms to be ogled.  Not bare bosoms, but to be sure, but plenty of cleavage in outfits that were not only low cut but tight to emphasize the chesticles area.  Most of the girls had big tits very nice figures, so it was a very appealing atmosphere to enjoy munching on a nice sized portion of dead cow.  Yes, grrouchie, it was dead, but only very recently so, judging by the red blood flowing out.  Or was that ketchup?

My only disappointment came from realizing that word "brasserie" is entirely different from the word "brassiere".  What a difference the relocation of a letter has!  I was trying to imagine exactly what a "burger bra" would be!  Would the girls be holding up their bosoms with the burgers?  And then serve them that way?  Would the buns be actual edible bras?  Nope.  Apparently "brasserie" is just a French word for restaurant.  Sigh.  But still, with the outfits they were wearing, it wasn't that far off.  I did see the girls' bras, and a lot of flesh not covered by the bras.  Which shockingly, is something I like.

OK, truth be told, the preceding references to "bosoms" were added entirely for the benefit of one specific young lady who reads my blog and who spent the last two nights accusing me of being "obsessed with bosoms."  You know who you are, missy, and I hope you enjoyed the boob talk. 

During our dinner, I bet the ears of several of our fellow blogger buddies were burning. We talked a lot about the poker blogging community and certain popular bloggers. It was all good. That was really fun. 

grrouchie is such a nice guy that he didn't even criticize me for the horrible poker playing I exhibited during our time together.  So thanks for that and the burger, my friend, and sorry to blow your cover.

17 comments:

  1. RVP - Or the Boobie Man as I've come to affectionately refer to you as....

    Being that you are a poker player most people know that lies will come out of your mouth, or fingers in this case. You even referred to that fact in your own post.

    So it is with that comment that I am going to tell your readers that you are wrong. I am truly a grouch. I am crass, snarky, rude and I make a lot of inappropriate jokes.
    Rob is trying to set me up by labeling me a "nice guy" so that he can have the last laugh when others end up meeting me and leaving thinking "what the F was wrong with Rob that he formed that opinion."

    It was great to meet you and I'm hoping that the next time we meet up in a casino we give away less money and leave with more.
    I don't know what joint you'll be taking me to at BSC but I'm looking forward to dining on your dime!

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    1. OK, I was kidding. You're a true bastard. Happy now?

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    2. lol.
      I'm going to make a great old curmudgeon.

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  2. Isn't the name Le Burger Brasserie false advertising? I would expect to see at least two bras, maybe even three, with my burger. Oh well.

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    1. You know, it should be one of those places with those 10 pound burgers, and if you eat a whole one in one sitting, your reward is the server hands you her bra, which she removes right in front of you.

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  3. Boobie Man, were you guys talking about me? And next time have that burger cooked before you eat it!

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    1. Well, VJ, we were talking about boobs, being in the Burger Bra place and having all that cleavage in our faces. So of course, since you are famous for your awesome blogger boobage, your name definitely did come up.

      The burger WAS cooked, just the right amount. A Priest administered Last Rites just moments before the burger babe delived me my (recently) dead cow.

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  4. You ate at the wrong hamburger place. Next time I suggest one just down the road, Le Burger Booberie. You can guess how the burgers are served ...

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    1. Lightning, I bet they're boobalicious.

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  5. just here to confirm that grouchi is a straight up boss imo

    FBoy

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    1. I think I agree with whatever you said, Fboy!

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    2. I'm not exactly sure how I got such a reputation, but I'll accept it!!!

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  6. I too like my burger "...so rare that a skilled veterinarian could revive it." (line from Frasier)

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    1. Great line Gary. I can't believe I don't remember it cuz I was a fan of the show and a fan of rare burgers. Thanks for the great reference.

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  7. Wow, this post has been up only a little more than a day, and yet it is already in the top 10 of all time most page views.

    So the question is, is it due to the fact that it is about grrouchie? Is he that popular?

    Or is it due to the reference to "bras" in the subject header? Or "buns"? Or is it "burgers"?

    What are my readers telling me? They want more posts about grrouchie, bras, buns or burgers? I can't figure it out.

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    1. I'll dig up my prom picks if you'd like.

      You'd have grrouchie in a dress wearing an under wire bra and his long hair tied up in a french twist.
      Sure to drive the fans wild!!!

      I'm of the opinion that it's a burger thing - everyone loves cow man!

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    2. grouch man....of all the people I want to see in a dress.....you are none of them.

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