There, you’d invariably
see some guy bet, say, $100 and then some old codger would say in response,
“Well, I see your hundred…..raise it five hundred.” And first he’d put out a $100 bill (or a
hundred dollar gold piece) and then put out five more, two separate acts.
As anyone who
has ever played live poker in a poker room knows, today that raise would be
disallowed as a “string bet” or a “string raise.”
Of course, in
those old movies, you’d also often see the guy who wanted to raise throw his
gold watch into the pot, or the deed to his ranch, or his favorite horse. That too is something you’d never see in a
live card room, but this is not a post about table stakes.
Thus, one of
the first things a player playing poker in card room learns about is that you
can’t make a string bet. Probably every
player makes this mistake early once or twice (if not more) when they first
start playing. Hopefully, after getting burned a few times, they are more
careful and stop doing it.
As you know,
to avoid making an illegal string bet, the player either has to say “raise”
first, before putting any chips forward, or put all the chips that are part of
his bet and raise out in front at the same time. Many, if not most, poker room tables have a “betting
line” on the felt that makes it easier to identify when a bet is a bet.
The surest
way to avoid the problem is to verbalize your intentions. If you say “raise” loud enough for the
dealer—or any of the players, really—to hear, you’ll be fine, since, as we all
know, verbal is binding. Of
course, if you say “raise” you are obligated to put out at least the minimum
legal raise. If you don’t say raise
before putting your chips in front of you, you better be sure you have all the
chips in your hand that you intend to bet when you put them out to make your
bet.
I guess
sometime after all those movies were made, someone thought that making a string
bet was a form of angle-shooting and decided it was inappropriate for a polite,
state-monitored poker game.
So I blame
those old movies and TV shows for the confusion new players invariably
have. I suspect home games where rules
are more lax are also partly to blame.
Last week
there was a big ruckus over whether an intended raise was a string bet or not,
and it definitely affected the way the hand played out.
Under the gun
with Ace-Jack suited, I raised to $8.
Two seats to my left, an annoying young punk kid made it $20. It was
like the third time he’d three-bet me when I raised, and as I hadn’t been
raising that often, it was really starting to piss me off. He didn’t seem to three-bet anyone else.
It took a
long time for me to have to make a decision, however. Another guy called and then it went to the
guy in Seat 2, who as far as I could remember, hadn’t played a hand since the
aforementioned Maverick TV show went off the air. Seriously, my impression of him just by
seeing him when he came to the table was that he was going to be aggro. I just got that vibe. But I was totally wrong. The guy wasn’t
playing many, if any, hands.
This time
things were different. When it came to
him he carefully cut chips, counted them, re-counted them, all well behind the
betting line. It sure looked like he was
going to re-raise. Seeing as how he was
playing so tight, I couldn’t even put him on Aces there. I figured he had the “guaranteed to win the
pot no matter what” card.
Then, after
he had counted and re-counted and re-counted again for good measure, he
appeared to have three stacks of $20 chips ready to put out. But instead of pushing all three stacks
forward simultaneously, he picked up one stack of $20, placed it over the
betting line, and then, and only then—definitely after the chips touched the
table, but not by much—did he say, “Raise.”
And as he was putting the other two stacks over the betting line, the dealer informed him that she couldn’t allow the raise, it was a string bet, and that it would only be a call of the $20 bet.
And as he was putting the other two stacks over the betting line, the dealer informed him that she couldn’t allow the raise, it was a string bet, and that it would only be a call of the $20 bet.
The player
was aghast. He explained that it was
obvious from his actions that he intended to raise. He said “raise” (true, but he just hadn’t
said it soon enough). The dealer said
no, it was a string bet. He said he was doing what he was doing to
show the player how much he was going to raise.
The player to this guy’s left suddenly decided to become the Table
Captain at this point and informed the player he had made a string bet and it
couldn’t be allowed. The bettor ignored
him and pleaded his case with the dealer, who asked if the player wanted to ask
the floor for a ruling.
The player
most assuredly did. Meanwhile, the Table
Captain, who for the rest of this post we will refer to as “Jon Hamm,” acting
on his own ruling, mucked his cards, and the cute young girl from Texas to Jon
Hamm’s left (and my immediate right) called the $20 bet.
The reason we
are calling the Table Captain “Jon Hamm” is that the cute young girl from Texas
told him he looked like the Mad Men actor, Jon Hamm, and he in fact admitted
that he had been told this many times before.
I agreed with that assessment myself.
At least, the guy looked a lot more like Jon Hamm than I look like Robin Williams.
The dealer
held up the action, saying everything was frozen pending a floor ruling. When the floor came over, he shut everyone up
(mostly the string bettor and Jon Hamm, who, I should point out, was out of the
hand by now, his mucked cards irretrievable) and heard from the dealer. Despite the player’s pissing and moaning, the
ruling stood and he was not allowed to bet $60 as he cleared wanted to do. His action was just a call of the
three-bettor’s $20 bet. He had put out just the amount of the original bet in
the first motion, and he said “Raise” a second or two too late. As the floor
was about to leave, the player asked if he could go all-in blind before the
flop. The floor said he could do that,
but he didn’t recommend it. I should
point out that I was pretty sure that the player who made the string bet was an
experienced player, not a novice, and had just screwed up this one time.
The cute
young girl from Texas, who was the big blind, called. So back to me, with four people already in
for $20 each, with the pot therefore quite large, it was pretty easy for me to
add $12 to see the flop, even though I figured there was a good chance I had the
fifth best hand at that point.
The flop was
Queen high, rainbow. Nothing there for
me. To my astonishment, the cute Texas
girl put out a bet, I want to say it was about $25. It was too small for the pot, I knew that for
sure.
But still, I
couldn’t believe she was betting there.
I will mention here that this girl had announced she was playing poker
in a card room for the first time ever.
From watching her play for a while, it was clear that she knew poker
somewhat, but she was lost about poker room etiquette. When she left later, she asked if she had to
announce that she was going to leave in advance, and tried to cash out with the
dealer. Frankly, if anyone at the table
was going to make a string bet, I would have thought it would have been her.
From her
play, and from the comment, I pegged her as a very tight player, so when she
led out like that, I would have bet anything that she had a set of Queens
there. She knew poker, I thought, and
could easily call $20 with QQ, and then, with her set, she now had the best
hand. Otherwise, I couldn’t see her
betting into a three-bet and guy who wanted to four-bet. I thought she knew enough about poker to know
not to do that without a big hand in her spot.
I folded and
the original three-bettor put out something a bet the size of the pot, a big
re-raise. The next guy folded and action
went to the guy who couldn’t string-bet.
He didn’t say anything but was clearly in a quandary. And then, within about 10 seconds, Jon Hamm,
who wasn’t in the hand, called time on him.
I thought
that was way out of line. The guy who
had the action on him was shocked and asked him what he was doing, especially
since he wasn’t in the hand. He politely told him to shut up and mind his own
business. But Jon Hamm said he wanted to play some poker, he wanted this hand
over with, and everyone knew what he was going to do, he’d already said he wanted
to shove.
The guy was
furious and the dealer had no choice but to call the floor again. The dealer told the floor that the player
didn’t have a reasonable amount of time to act before Hamm wanted to call time
on him. There was another long
discussion with the string-bettor, Jon Hamm, the floor and the dealer. If Hamm had just kept his big mouth shut, we
would already have been playing the next hand.
So the floor
gave the guy a minute, and then would start a one-minute countdown. The guy was ok with that, and announced to
the floor that he was going to act at the last possible second, just to be a
dick, because he thought Jon Hamm was being a dick. And in this case, he was absolutely
right. The guy who looked like Jon Hamm
was indeed being a dick.
The guy
verbalized his problem (saying more than he should have, since the cute Texas
girl was also still in the hand). He
said that guy who had raised obviously knew what hand he had, and therefore he must
know that his hand is better than his. I
really thought he was gonna call, but, as the floor started to countdown the
final 10 seconds, he mucked.
Somehow, one
of his cards got exposed as he mucked.
It was a King.
The Texas
girl called all-in for less than the bet that the guy had made.
The board was
dealt out, nothing interesting looking.
To my utter astonishment, the cute Texas girl flipped over King-Queen
for just top pair, 2nd best kicker.
I was floored. I had totally
misread her. She had indeed bet into all
that strength with a pretty mediocre hand, not the monster I had envisioned.
Original
raiser mucked when he saw her Queen!
WTF??? He said he had Ace-King
suited. His big post-flop raise was
basically a continuation bet/bluff!
The guy who
wanted to four bet looked like he was gonna vomit. He said had pocket Kings, and I totally
believed him. I can’t imagine him
wanting to four bet there with anything less.
So his
failure to adhere to the string bet rule had cost him dearly. If he had made the $60 bet as he intended
preflop, he might have taken it down right there. If not, he had the best hand post flop too. If
Ace-King suited would have called his $60 preflop bet (doubtful), he would
almost assuredly not made his flop bet as he had, and the string-bettor almost
certainly would have taken the pot on the flop. His not getting his raise
preflop changed everything.
Instead, the
cute Texas girl got a better-than-a-double up calling a $20 raise with
King-Queen offsuit out of position.
The moral of
the story is, be careful not to string bet!
Moral of this story - be cute!
ReplyDeleteCute & Lucky is a nice combination.
DeleteI imagine the woman must have had small breasts since the contrary was not noted, as I would have expected.
ReplyDeleteWhat are these things you refer to as "breasts"? Not familiar with that word.
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