Like most of you, I imagine, I'm
watching a lot of movies lately on the ol' boob tube (I guess that's an
outdated expression, but for some reason I rather like it). Sure I have Netflix and Amazon Prime, but
honestly, I really tend to like older films so I watch more things on Turner
Classic Movies than those two combined.
So every morning I check the TCM
listings to see what I can save to DVR for viewing at my convenience. Recently I noticed a movie titled, A Big
Hand for the Little Lady, from 1966. It kinda/sorta sounded familiar,
but not really. I was somehow thinking
maybe it was a poker movie I wasn't familiar with, I mean the title was sort of a hint, but you
know, I did consider the possibility that the "big hand" was a
reference to applause. For all I knew,
the little lady of the title had done something worthy of a standing ovation,
perhaps she was an actress or a singer?
When I saw the cast, Henry Fonda, Joanne Woodward, Jason Robards, Kevin
McCarthy and Burgess Meredith, among others, I knew I had to get more info on
it.
Turns out it was a western set around
the biggest poker game in the West, an annual event. With that subject and that cast, it was a no
brainer to record it. Hungry for some
poker action after all this time cooped up, I watched it as soon as I could.
Boy was I glad I did. What a fun movie. It is really a comedy western and it is just
a hoot. It's virtually impossible not to
smile while watching this film. Not only is it funny, but the story really
grabs your interest, and the acting is excellent, as you would expect from that
great cast.
First we see the degens gather for the
annual game. And if you think you're a
degen or know any, you ain't seen anything like these characters. They all drop
whatever they are doing when the driver comes around to pick them up for the
game, which takes place in the back room of a hotel/salon in Laredo, TX,
probably in the late 1800's. Wait until
you hear what Robards and McCarthy each were doing when they just took off for the
game without a second thought—especially McCarthy! Yikes.
If you know movies you probably
figured out that Henry Fonda wasn't one of the five regulars in this game. No, he, his wife (Woodward) and young son
just happened to be driving through Laredo when their wagon broke down on the
way to San Antonio, where they intended to buy some land and do so
farming. They take a room in the hotel
just as the game gets underway. Fonda
gets a whiff of the game and is surprisingly interested. Against his wife's wishes, he begs to watch
the game for a few minutes while she goes to get the wagon repaired.
We eventually learn that Fonda has a
gambling problem. You might say he's addicted to poker. But he had promised his wife that he would
never play cards again. Of course, if he
had kept that promise, there wouldn't be a movie so you know what happens next.
Naturally, he ends up using the money
they were going to use to buy the farm to buy into the game, just like you knew
he would. And it is pretty obvious that Fonda is in way over his head with these sharks. Thus, we get to see this
movie's take on a wild west poker game.
Whenever I see poker in a movie, I
always notice how different it is from real life, at least as we play poker in 2020
in a brick and mortar casino (or did, before the world shut down). One thing I noticed from the first poker book
I ever read was that string raises, which are no-no's in our games, were no
problem in the movies. You always hear
the players say things like, "I see your $50 and add another $100,"
which would just be a call in a live poker room. I think it's why you see so many newbies
attempt to make string raises in Vegas.
Then Fonda is told the game (which is
clearly no-limit) is "table stakes."
But it wasn't table stakes as I know it. Correct me if I'm wrong but
table stakes today means two things.
First, you can't add money to the table after the hand has started (or
take money off the table at any time), and second, if you don't have enough
money to call, you can call with what you have and if there are other players
left, there'd be a side pot.
However, as soon as they tell Fonda
it's table stakes, they further explain to him that they use "Western
Rules." That means if you don't
have enough money to call a bet, you tap out.
You are out of the hand (and the game) and you are out all the money
you've bet. In other words, you can
literally be "bet out of a hand" by someone who has more money than
you do and there's nothing you can do about.
So there's no side pots….and if you are short and you're heads up, all
the other player has to do is bet $1 more than you have and even if he just has
8-high, you lose and are busted.
Doesn't sound like table stakes to
me. Did the definition change over time
or do movie writers like to use the term even though they don't know what it
means? I seem to recall they also used
the term "table stakes" in the big game in The Cincinnati Kid (a
great poker movie, btw) and I thought it was misapplied there too.
And if table stakes means you can only
play with the money you have on the table—well forget that too, as you will
see. I don't want to say anything more,
but you kind of knew that when they explain what Western Rules are, it would
come into play later in the story. I
can't remember who said it, but someone said that when you see a gun on the
table in Act 1, you know it's going to be fired in Act 3. Same thing when you hear about Western Rules.
Now of course there are some big
twists and turns along the way and I don't want to spoil it. Yes, it's an old
movie but you may be like me and have never seen it and you should be totally
unspoiled for it. I've seen some reviews
of the movie that give away what I consider way too much. Fortunately I didn't read them until after I
saw the movie, which I'm very happy about it.
I will say this: The resolution of the "big hand" is
unlike anything you've likely seen before, either in fiction or definitely in
real life, and it's so much fun you won't mind that it could never possibly
happen in a real game.
I should mention that you won't see a
whole lot of poker hands, almost none really.
This is not Rounders or even The Cincinnati Kid. The game by the
way is five-card draw, although they do also mention five-card stud (it's
presumably dealer's choice). It's more about the players, the personalities,
and the relationships than the actual cards.
Except for that one "big hand" of course.
The other thing that is so good about
the film is you get to see a bunch of terrific actors at the absolute top of
their games. A real treat.
I highly recommend this film for poker
players and non-poker players alike. I'm
sure it'll come on TCM again soon, but if you can rent it at Amazon, et al, for
just a few bucks.
If you've seen it, leave a comment and
let me know what you thought of it.
You like the term boob tube? I'm shocked.
ReplyDeleteI actually I would have preferred "tit tube" but that never became a thing.
DeleteWasn't it the PokerQueen (The Neophyte's wife) who first called you "Boob Rob?" 😄
DeleteYes
DeleteYES an all time favorite movie.....the other actors just make this film.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Norm. Yeah it is really a treat seeing that terrific cast!
DeleteThe principle you’re referring to is Chekhov’s gun - which is coincidentally the title of my latest blog (written a month or so ago about an incident a few years back) http://ayecarambapoker.blogspot.com/2020/04/chekhovs-gun.html?m=1
ReplyDeleteI’ve not seen that movie but we’ve been watching a load of old Ealing comedies recently - really low budget films from the 40s and 50s with wooden acting and literally no special effects.
Hope you’re well Rob - saw your latest tweet about lockdown getting to you but I assure you there are plenty of us in the same boat at the moment. There’s light at the end of the tunnel - even if it does seem like a long tunnel at the moment.
Thanks, AC.I realize that there is light at the end of the tunnel, but I do fear that the tunnel is just too long for all of us to make it to the end.
DeleteWow that is some story you told on your blog, sir. LOL. And thanks for the info that it was Chekhov's gun. And further, thanks for not pointing out that if I personally followed the rule of Chekhov's gun, my blog posts would be a LOT shorter!!!
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