As I mentioned recently, this current
Vegas visit will be the longest I’ve ever stayed in Sin City continuously—the good
lord willing and the river don’t rise.
In anticipating it, I realized that I would
finally have enough time to do something I’ve been thinking about doing for some
time. Play some poker online at
WSOP.com.
Surely there would be a day or two
when I just had enough of live poker and wanted to stay in and just fool around
on the laptop with some virtual—but real money—poker.
In anticipation of the trip, I went
ahead and put some money on my heretofore dormant WSOP.com account. Although you can only play while you are
physically located in Nevada, you can put money on your account from
anywhere. At least in theory.
My first attempt at funding my account
was unsuccessful. I tried to do a
transfer from my checking account. My
bank refused to transfer the funds.
Apparently they wouldn’t authorize a transfer to a gambling
account. Even though it is perfectly
legal in Nevada, where the account was and where the money was going. Oh well, I didn’t bother to complain to my
bank or ask them why they have such a stupid policy. My bank is located only in California, and
has no presence in Nevada, so I guess they are just playing it totally safe by
not authorizing any money going to such an account, even if it is in
Nevada. My next attempt was to fund it
with a credit card, and that went through, no problem.
So a few nights ago, after several
rather brutal live sessions here in Vegas, I decided to stay in and give this
WSOP.com thing a try.
Now of course, I’ve played online
poker before. But honestly, not that
much. Before Black Friday, I played some
to help me learn the game. But I never
fell in love with it. It was useful for
learning the game, the rules, the etiquette and of course the strategy, but it
was just too cold, too impersonal for me.
Even before Black Friday hit, I was hardly every playing online any
more.
So this was my first time ever playing
poker online that was, without any doubt whatsoever, 100% legitimate, government
sanctioned, approved, and blessed.
I didn’t have that much time when I loaded
up the software to give it a spin, so I just went with a one table Sit-N-Go. Entry fee: $5. Yeah, this was going to be some serious, big-time
poker.
My assumption was that a 9 handed
tournament for five bucks was going to be a shove fest almost from the first minute. I assumed that—even if I won the damn thing—it
would be over in less than 30 minutes.
At least, that’s what I remember from my old online days.
Boy was I surprised. Almost everyone played really tight. Seriously, this was like playing in a 2/4
limit game at the Orleans. With one
possible exception, I was the biggest aggro at the table.
And so, it went on and on and on. There were five minute breaks scheduled every
hour. To my amazement, we actually had
two breaks.
I don’t know if I played good poker,
but I had some nice luck. I got pocket
Aces twice fairly early, and they held both times. Same thing with the dreaded pocket Kings—got them twice and won both times. None of those hands went to showdown or
resulted in huge pots, but they helped me build a nice stack. The one time I got pocket Queens, it was late
in the tournament and no one called my preflop raise.
After a few players had finally been
knocked out, I found myself with a nice chip lead. But then the third biggest stack won a huge
all-in against the second biggest, and suddenly had more chips than I did. The lead went back and forth a few times, but
when it was three or four handed, and I was in second place, I shoved with
King-Jack offsuit. By this time, it was
long past time when I was ready for dinner, and I was shoving as much to bust
out and get some dinner as I was to win the tournament.
The chip leader called me with
Ace-Jack. Oops. There was a ten and a Queen on the flop. So
when an Ace hit the turn, giving Villain top pair, it also gave me
Broadway. Heh heh. I never relinquished the chip lead after
that.
It took me an excruciatingly long time
to finish off my opponent. Finally, I
raised with pocket 9’s and my opponent shoved.
I figured with stack sizes, Villain’s raise could be with any Ace, any
pocket pair, even any two broadway cards.
I called. I would have been the
short stack if I lost.
The computer showed the Villian had
pocket 6’s. The board missed both of us
and I had won my very first Sit-N-Go on WSOP.
My reward? A whopping
$20.17. So, $15 profit.
Actually, it was a fairly boring
experience. I like playing live, being
in a place where there are live people around you, even if they are annoying.
Of course, if I want more excitement, more action, I can always try
multi-tabling. We’ll see if I try that
in the future.
A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ and the post was good too
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DeleteReminds me, I must get back on the online trail to prepare for my xmas visit.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'll be seeing you soon!
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