I don’t
usually review TV shows here, but I’m going to make an exception now. I have to review this TV show because…well
you’ll see.
The show is
called “Casino Confidential” and it airs on TLC (a channel I didn’t even know I
had until I now). I only heard about it a few days before it debuted, from a
Facebook page (either Binion’s or Binion’s Poker Room). It was one of those “reality” shows,
supposedly a behind the scenes look at a famous Vegas casino. In this case, the casino was Binion’s.
As has been
documented here on this blog, that is a casino I have a little bit of
familiarity with. I wondered if there
would be much if anything regarding poker depicted on the show, poker being the
area of Binion’s I’m most familiar with.
Even if it didn’t, I’m kind of a sucker for anything Vegas related, as
you might have figured out (check the name of the blog). So I definitely I wanted to at least check it
out and see if it was interesting or not, and also see if I might recognize
anyone (either a Binion’s employee, or perhaps even a player).
Then when the
FB page referenced it the day it was to air, they even mentioned that Paul, the poker tournament director, was
the “star” of the first episode. Oh wow,
that certainly got my interest. And yes,
that is Paul’s real name. I’ve used it
before (see here) and also when I wrote
about the Binion’s tournament in my Ante Up column. Besides, he was right there on TV for all of
cable television to see, so it wouldn’t make sense to give him the traditional
blog pseudonym. Besides, I have nothing
to say about him that is even remotely embarrassing. So, if he does anything in the future that is
embarrassing—and for the sake of my blog, I sincerely hope that someday he does—I’ll
just have to figure out a way to hide his identity then.
So I started
watching the show, and it didn’t take long for them to get my interest. I’ve talked about the “Cowgirls”, a group of
hot girls that deal blackjack, craps and other pit games in supposedly sexy
outfits (see here). Well, just a couple of minutes into the show,
they started talking about and showing the Cowgirls.
I immediately
realized that this had been filmed some time ago. The Cowgirls depicted on the show were
wearing really sexy outfits, basically bikinis.
Ok, not quite bikinis, definitely not teeny weeny bikinis, but there was
an awful lot of skin showing, particularly in the midriff area. There might also have been some cleavage
revealed, but of course, I never notice that sort of thing.
Since I’ve
been visiting Binion’s regularly, I’ve never seen outfits that revealing or
sexy on the Cowgirls, except maybe the first time or two. Now they seem to wear modified football
official jerseys, with not nearly as much skin showing. In
particular, the midriff area is much more modestly attired.
So I figured
that this was at least a year or two old.
That was confirmed when they started talking about poker. As part of the story in the first episode,
they were anticipating the 5th annual Binion’s Poker
Classic. Hmmm….Sitting right here on my
desk is the schedule for the 7th annual Binion’s Poker
Classic, which I have to enter into AVP as soon as they get me the structures (hint).
So I knew this was two years old.
I figured that would reduce the likelihood that I’d see people I knew,
although there are a lot of long time employees in the poker room.
The reason
they were talking about the classic, and also about the Cowgirls, was that, if
you believe the story they were telling, the head of Casino Operations got the
idea to train one of the Cowgirls, who had never dealt poker before, to deal during
the Poker Classic. It seems they just
didn’t have enough poker dealers they could bring in to handle the event, so
they needed to try a hot craps dealer to fill the void. Right.
Now all the
Cowgirls depicted were good looking, of course.
But I don’t think it’s my imagination that the one they picked to train
to deal poker was the most, well, generously endowed in the chestal area. They said they picked her because of her “personality.” Yeah. That’s it. She had a lot of personality bursting out
of her top. In picking this girl to be
the one they had to train they also made her the star of this section of the
show. Because of her personality,
of course.
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| I believe the girl on the far right is the would-be poker dealer |
Suddenly,
there was a big close up of Paul talking about how he was skeptical that a
blackjack/craps dealer could be trained to deal poker in such a short period of
time. His name was written in big
letters on the TV screen, and he was referred to as the “Poker Room Manager.” It’s possible he had that title when the show
was filmed (and in the second episode, I saw the gentleman who actually is
currently the poker room manager given the title “Casino Shift Manager” or
something like that), but I know his title now is tournament director. That said, it does seem like he is pretty
much in charge over there (and is very good at his job, btw).
This set up a
scene where Paul was training the girl to become a poker dealer. I should point out that, the entire time this
training session took place (at least for the cameras), the girl was wearing
her skimpy Cowgirl outfit. You, know the
one with the bare midriff and the mega-cleavage. Since this was a training session and didn’t
involve real customers, there was no reason for her to be wearing this
outfit. She could have easily worn a
conservative shirt and jeans. But no,
she was wearing her Cowgirl outfit.
If you are
getting the impression I’m complaining about this, you would be wrong.
So we had this
scene where Paul was training this hot gal who was wearing little more than a
bikini—with a top that was probably a size too small. Although only a few minutes of this appeared
in the show, I’m sure it took hours and hours to film.
It must have
been pure hell for Paul, sitting next to this hot gal for hours and hours. Poor guy.
That led to
the inevitable scene where the Cowgirl was thrown into the middle of the pool
and had to deal one of the poker classic events the very next day. Again, she wore her sexy Cowgirl outfit,
which almost made sense. I did mention
in that post I linked to earlier that they had actually considered having Cowgirl
poker dealers. That said, if she was the
only one dressed like that for a big tournament, it would have looked pretty
weird.
The
tournament scene showed Paul making a few rulings, giving players warnings….just
like I see every week when I play there.
Hell, Paul once had to give me a warning (though it was all do to Poker Genius). And, predictably, the hot, well-built craps
dealer just couldn’t cut it as a poker dealer.
The reason
she couldn’t cut it as a poker dealer?
No, it wasn’t her lack of skills.
They said it was her personality. Both of them. But all’s well that ends well. The girl was returned to the pit, where her
biggest problem is seeing the cards, the chips, and the dice, over her personality.
The live
poker scene featured one player I recognized, and I’m surprised it was only
one. The guy directly to the dealer’s
right is someone I see playing at Binion’s weekend tournaments almost every
time I play. I don’t know his name, but
I see him all the time. He was even
heard chatting with the dealer. Next
time I play there, I’ll be sure to ask for his autograph (along with Paul’s).
The second
episode (they show two a night) also had a poker theme, but this time Paul was nowhere
to be seen. Another guy was referred to
as the poker manager, a guy I think I saw the very first time I played in the
room and haven’t seen since. This plot
again revolved around a Cowgirl, but it was a Cowgirl who couldn’t cut it in
the pit. They gave her a chance in poker
and lo and behold, she made it! The show
reported she was hired full time as a poker dealer, but as I’ve never seen her
at Binion’s, either the story was bogus (what? No!) or she left before I
started playing there.
That segment
must have been filmed at a different time than the first segment, since the
Cowgirl outfits were a lot less revealing than in the first episode.
Although Paul
wasn’t there, at the very last second I did see a familiar face. I did indeed recognize a female poker dealer who
was just in the background and did not have a speaking role. It’s entirely possible I have mentioned this
particular lady a time or two here on the blog.
But if I told you who she was, I’d have to kill you.
As for the
non-poker part of the two episodes, well, it was pretty much what you’d expect
from a casino-themed show. Guys having a
bachelor party right there in the casino, approached by hookers. Hookers getting chased out of the place. Of
course they are going to make it look like the casino is protecting the
innocent guys form the evil hookers! (although, there was no shot of an innocent blogger trying to observe the hookers in action in order to get a blog post) A
wedding where the Best Man is too drunk to make it to the wedding on time. A wedding performed by the worst Elvis
impersonator I’ve ever seen. Oh, and a
cat-fight between a couple of the Cowgirls and two of the “showgirls” who roam
Freemont Street. That was actually most interesting
non-poker part of the show.
I don’t watch
reality shows, and this is why. The
whole thing seemed contrived and scripted.
To the extent that it gives you a flavor of Las Vegas, it’s fine, but
you know, if they are gonna basically give you a scripted show, well, the James
Cann Las
Vegas show did it a whole lot better.
So did the movie, The Hangover.
Still, it did
make me wish I was playing poker at Binion’s, and I guess maybe that is the
point. But I don’t know how much longer
I’ll be watching when they stop showing people I know on it!
4/11/13 EDITED TO ADD: Well, the 3rd and 4th episodes of the show were scheduled to air tonight....empasized on "were". However they are no longer on the TLC schedule at all. Apparently the ratings and/or the reviews were so bad that they couldn't justify keeping it on the air. Will the rest of those episodes ever air? Who knows. Maybe they'll stick them on the web some time, or wait for a time when they can "bury" them.
