My session at Ventura was a real
roller coaster ride, full of craziness. I mean flopping quads should make for a
profitable session, right? Except—then I
got pocket Kings.
After a few weeks of high winds and
deadly fires, it was an absolutely picture perfect day in Southern
California. In fact, it was actually too
hot. Definitely unseasonably warm for
November. I mean, I made my usual
pre-poker session stop at the Costco food court, which was extremely
crowded. This food court is outside, and
the lines were backed up into the parking lot, highly unusual. I was standing in the direct sunlight, and
the sun beating down on my back was actually bothersome. Still, I was able to obtain my traditional
pre-game meal (call it my version of a tailgate party, if you will) of a jumbo
hot dog and a slice of pizza.
The poker room was weird. The parking lot was fairly empty. There were a bunch of games going and long
lists but they weren't opening any new tables.
My thought was that they had sent too many dealers home because it was
quiet, then got busier, but I overheard
them say that five dealers had called in "sick". I bet they
were just sick of staying inside and wanted to enjoy the great weather. I guess maybe unlike Vegas they can't call in
extra board dealers. So I had to wait
over 45 minutes to get seated.
The table I finally made it to was a
rather fun table. I got a big surprise
from one of the dealers—a dealer I was seeing for the first time, I believe—early
in his down. A player had put out a
bunch of chips to bet, which included some $5 chips and a couple of $1
chips. The other player asked for a
count. The dealer broke it down and
said, "42—The answer to life, the universe, and everything." OMG. I
couldn't help cracking up and smiling at the reference. In all the times I've played poker, I never
heard anyone—dealer, player, anyone—make that reference about a $42 bet
before. Admittedly, $42 is not a very
common bet, but still.
If you don't know that reference, you
need to familiarize yourself with The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by the late, great Douglas Adams, in at
least one of its many forms (radio series, TV series, movie, novels, you name
it). Just brilliant science fiction
humor. I have to give a shout out to my
long-time pal Norm, who I made infinite Vegas trips with back in the day, for
introducing me to this brilliant series.
At least one of our drives to Vegas was taken up with the two of us
listening to the original radio series of Hitchhiker's Guide (it's original
format). We laughed all the way to
Vegas, I assure you.
The dealer gave me an acknowledgement
for getting the joke, and said, "Only one gets it huh?" The player on my right had initially acted
like he didn't get it, and questioned how 42 could be the answer to the
ultimate question and the dealer, while smiling at me, just repeated that 42 is
the answer to life, the universe and everything, and made some reference to the
other guy not knowing the origin. Then
the guy said he did get it, he was just protesting that the it wasn't really
the answer. But I suspect he was just
trying not to look ignorant, since no one who knew the reference would dispute
it.
Another time, a player was about to
get up to use the restroom. "I have
to pee," he said as he stood up.
But the dealer slid a "missed small blind" button to him. So he said, "Well, I better wait
then." But he reiterated that he
really did have to go and it was not easy.
So a few players and the dealer started making amusing references. "Did I ever tell you about the time I
went to Niagra Falls?" "Yeah
that water is really impressive." Other players having been to Niagra Falls too. "There was the time I couldn't fall
asleep because of this really bad leak in the bathroom. Drip, drip, drip." One guy made "woooshing' sounds.The guy
was struggling to laugh while he strained to hold out….and unfortunately for
him, he liked his hand and played it all the way through. But he managed to avoid having an accident at
least.
There was one other funny thing at the
table. At one point (still the same
dealer this whole time), a player made a big bet on the turn. The King-Queen-Jack of spades were all on the
board, with some offsuit low card. The
other player tanked and then folded. I
said to the guy who won the pot, "Show the Royal." He ignored me and slid his cards to the
dealer face down. I said, "No
Royal?" He said, "I wouldn't
show even if I did have it." The
dealer said, "You wouldn't show a Royal flush?" "No, why should I? There's no bonus for it." I said I would show it for sure….and take a
picture of it. I mean, I've still never
had a Royal flush. Another player said
he'd had a couple but not in many years.
The dealer said he'd never had one and he plays poker nearly every
day. I asked him how many he's
dealt. He wasn't sure, but he had dealt
some.
Well, I swear, the very next hand,
after the turn, there was a possible Royal out there. The dealer and I started laughing (after the
hand was over). He said, "Can you
imagine if I dealt a Royal right after we were just talking about
it?" I agreed that would be
sensational. And I swear, for the at
least three more consecutive hands, there was a possible Royal on the
board. It was incredible.
Anyway, on to the poker. I was definitely not card dead. I called $15
with pocket Queens. When the flop came
Ace-high I called a c-bet but then there was big raise so I let it go.
Then I got pocket Jacks. There was one limper so I made it $15. There
was a call and a short stack shoved $39. I called and the other guy
called. The board bricked out for me—and
everyone else. The flop was King-high
and both of us with chips just checked it down.
My Jacks held up against Ace-Jack (the short stack) and Queen-Jack. Well, for sure I wasn't going to catch any
more Jacks on that hand—but hold that thought.
I had Ace-10 off on the button—but because
of the way they do it in CA rooms, I was also the small blind for this
hand. I just completed and six of saw a
flop of King-King-Queen. There was no
betting. An Ace on the turn caused
someone to bet $15, which I called and we were heads up. The river was a Jack giving me Broadway. It
checked to me and I bet $30 but didn't get a call.
I was now up to about $340-$350 (from
my $300 buy-in in this 2/3 game). Then I
got pocket 10's. It folded to me in late
position so I made it $12 and got a couple of calls. The flop was 10-5-4, two clubs. It checked to
me and I bet $25, both players called.
Another club hit the turn. It
checked to me again and I bet $45. The
next guy folded but the short stack (same guy who shoved into my JJ hand—he kept
rebuying for $100) called. He didn't
have many chips left and I thought it was odd that he didn't just put them all
in there. I hated the river card which
was another damn club. Of course the guy
put all the rest of his chips in. It was
only around $30 or so and I just couldn't fold for that small a bet,
considering the size of the pot.
Besides, I did have the 10 of clubs, so I actually did have a
flush. Maybe it was good?
Nope.
He showed the Ace of clubs (and some other highish card, not a
club). Yuck.
I had been up some before that hand
and now I was down to around $240 or so.
Then I got pocket Jacks again. Before it got to me, a guy raised to
$30. He had a huge stack, had me well
covered and hadn't really been playing crazy so his making a big bet like that
seemed odd. Then another guy with a
somewhat smaller stack (but more than me) called. Well it seemed like I had a pretty good
reason to call so I did. Another guy called
as well and it was a $120 pot preflop.
So imagine my reaction when I saw the
flop. Jack-Jack-9. Bingo!
Yahtzee! Yabba-Yabba-Do! I guess you could say the flop hit me. I tried to act disinterested. Now, I just had to double check my cards to
make sure I hadn't made a ghastly mistake.
As nonchalantly as possible I sneaked another look at my hole cards,
just to make sure I hadn't mistaken QQ for Jacks, or perhaps I was thinking of
my last hand. Nope, those two other
Jacks were still there. I've flopped quads before but it is very rare and very
wonderful thing. Before I could give it much more thought, the preflop raiser
kindly put out a $35 bet. And the next guy
called the $35! Oh lucky day. I of course just called. The other guy folded.
Now at this point I had to start
wondering if the bad beat jackpot was in play.
Maybe the first guy was just c-betting with an Ace-King type hand, but
for sure the guy who called him must have something? Something good enough to turn into a
jackpot? One could only hope.
Not sure if I've explained how they've
changed the BBJ in this room. Used to be
it was always Aces full of Jacks or better beaten by quads or better. It still is, but at odd hours, they make it a
super-jackpot. If quads are beaten by
quads during those hours, the total payout is $100K. It has to be quads vs quads. If quads are beaten by a straight flush, no
super-jackpot. Of course, the
"regular" jackpot is always on, which is a progressive that starts at
$10K. It was up to $23K when I got there
this day.
And at this point in time, the super-jackpot
was in effect.
So if someone had pocket 9's….well if
somehow they hit their one outer, they'd still lose the pot but win $50K for
the super-jackpot. I'd settle for $25K
(and the pot). Now let's say the guy who
opened to $30 had pocket Aces. If he
caught an Ace on the turn or the river, Ace's full of Jacks would qualify us
for the regular BBJ. And if by some
total miracle, he caught runner runner Aces, I'd actually be on the losing side
of the super-jackpot for a cool $50K.
Of course that was all just
fantasy. I certainly couldn't count on
that and it really didn't affect my play, because if someone had a hand that
potentially could mean a BBJ I really didn't have to worry about them folding.
Anyway, the river was a 10. Wouldn't it be nice of one of those guys had
King-Queen at least? But they both
checked. Now I wasn't sure what to
do. As I've commented before, you don't
get a lot of practice playing out-and-out monsters. I decided to just check and make sure I gave
them both a chance to catch up. Was that
wrong? In hindsight, I think maybe a
very small bet might have been better.
But I dunno—if I put out $35-$40, considering the size of the pot, it
would sure look suspicious.
The river was another 9. Now it truly was possible for that BBJ to be
in play, if one of those guys had pocket 9's. But wouldn't someone with 9's
full of Jacks on the flop and turn have bet the turn? You would think so. Or at least bet the river? Because they checked to me, sadly. I tried to come up with a bet they could call
that would get me some chips but wouldn't look too suspect. I put out $65. The first guy (the preflop raiser) folded
quickly but the other guy tanked for awhile….but folded. Damn.
Well, unlike that guy who said he
wouldn't show a Royal, I proudly (though somewhat disappointedly) flipped over
my cards. There was a lot of oohs and
ahhs with everyone talking about the possibility of the BBJ, all the things
I've mentioned already. Neither of the other players with cards revealed their
hand. I suspect the raiser had Ace-King,
and the other guy had a pocket pair.
Maybe Kings or Queens? But would he
have folded Kings or Queens for $65?
Maybe a smaller pair, 8's or 7's?
I'll never know.
That gave me a nice $120-$130
profit. So of course, I had to get the dreaded pocket Kings. I opened to $12 and
it was three-way. The flop was
ugly. Not only was it Ace high, but it
was all hearts. However, I was holding
the King of hearts, giving me the nut flush draw. I bet $25 and the next guy made it $50. The other guy folded and I called. The turn was a blank and I checked, the other
guy bet $65. Jeez. My Kings were likely no good, but I still had
the draw to the nuts. I called. No heart on the river, it was another
brick. I checked and so did the other
guy. He showed Ace-7 of diamonds. So he didn't beat me with a flush, just Aces.
In the big blind, I got 7-deuce. No one raised, six of us saw the flop. It was Jack-7-7. I checked and called $6, down to
three-way. I bet $20 on a blank turn and
didn't get a call.
That was the last hand I played. The trip 7's got me a little bit over
break-even. A profit of $10. Seems like you ought have a better overall
result on a day where you flop quad Jacks.
Oh well.