As I mentioned last post, here,
it was Super Bowl Saturday (if such a thing exists) and I had had a very good,
albeit quick, session at Planet Hollywood.
Time to spend the rest of the evening at the MGM.
Have I mentioned that the MGM has had
some renovations recently? During my
December trip they were actually shut down for four days to do some of the
remodel. I have a couple of posts to
write about poker sessions I had in other venues when they were closed.
The remodel is not dramatic. One of the things they did was put a podium in
the middle of the room (if you seen Caesars Palace new room, it’s somewhat like
that). That actually cost them a table
(now down to 13) which is kind of unfortunate.
They apparently laid some new carpet, not that I would notice something
like that (I tend to notice carpet only when it does or doesn’t match the
drapes). They also did something that
would no doubt get the approval of TBC….they
added USB phone chargers to all the poker tables.
I’d seen those changes in December after
they reopened. While I was gone, they
finally got the new chairs they’ve been needing for a long, long time. Their old chairs were a mistake from day one….I
always found them too low to be comfortable, and they sure didn’t age
well. The new chairs are terrific. Probably the most comfortable chairs I’ve
seen in any poker room. Great back
support, adjustable height, wheels, the whole nine yards. A fantastic improvement.
Also while I was gone, they added a
bunch of TV’s. Initially there were only
TV’s on one wall, if you had your back to that wall, you were out of luck. Now you can see several TV’s from any seat in
the house. This is important because you
know that in any Vegas poker room, at least 95% of all the players have money
on at least one of the games that is taking place at any given moment. I am in that 5% that doesn’t have money on
the games.
Nick, aka Cokeboy
had returned to town for the big game, and he and Chris were
planning on joining me for some pokerz at the MGM that nite. But I was first to arrive, and as it turned
out, all the memorable action occurred before the two of them showed up. In fact, pretty much all the memorable action
happened in a span of less than 10 minutes.
I had been in a game for awhile, slowly
bleeding chips. I was down to about $140
and was starting to think about buying some more chips when I was dealt the dreaded pocket Kings on the button. Someone
had straddled, someone had called the straddle, so I made it $15. Three players called. Ugh.
Surely one of them had an Ace.
Surely an Ace would hit the flop.
And in fact, there was indeed an Ace
on the flop. But there was also a
King. Along with a 10. It was a rainbow but not exactly a dry
board. An early position player made a
donk bet of $25 into the $60 pot. I knew
I was likely getting my whole stack in this hand, the bigger question was,
would I win the pot or would I have another “dreaded pocket Kings” story to
tell? It folded to me.
I took my remaining chips, split them
into two almost-equal stacks, and put out the smaller of the two stacks (by $5)
out. I believe it was $60. He thought
for a few seconds and went all-in. He
had me covered. Of course, I wasted no
time in calling. If he had Queen-Jack,
that’s poker.
But when the turn card was an Ace, I
no longer had to worry about the straight.
Of course, the thought that he might have had Ace-King crossed my
mind. The river was a blank. He showed Ace-7. Wow.
He shoved with top pair, crappy kicker.
Good for me. I had a nice double
up.
I lost some chips on the very next
hand and the details are a little murky.
I didn’t have a chance to write them down right away because of what
happened on the hand right after. But I
raised and then called a raise with a medium suited-connector, called a bet on
either the flop or the turn with a pair and a flush draw, and then called a
smallish (compared to the pot) bet on the river thinking my pair might have
been good. It wasn’t.
During that hand I was still stacking my
chips and I was just finishing up stacking when I got King-Jack of hearts. One player had limped so I made it $10. Four of us saw the flop, which was pretty
good for me. King-high, and the other
two cards were both hearts. Top pair and
a flush draw. It checked to me and I bet
$25. Two players called.
The turn was a lowish heart, giving me
the second nuts. It was checked to me
and I bet $80. The next player to act
was the guy who I had beaten with my Kings full hand just two hands ago. He shoved.
He was short-stacked (thanks to me), but it was more than my bet. No matter, the next guy announced all-in as
well. His stack was close enough to mine
that I didn’t bother to ask for a count.
It was easy to believe that one of
them had the Ace of hearts. And possibly
another heart to go with it. But with
what I’d already put in the pot, there was no way I could fold even if I wanted
to. Can you fold the second nuts
there? But as I announced my call, I was
starting to think that, instead of having a dreaded pocket Kings post to write
about, I was going to have a dreaded King-Jack (suited) hand to post instead.
None of us showed and of course I was
very much wanting to see the Ace of hearts hit the river. And that was the only heart I wanted to
see. In fact, a red Ace did hit the river,
but it was the Ace of diamonds. Was I toast?
I think we all more-or-less showed our
hands at once. The short stack had a
baby flush—something like 5-2 of hearts (I don’t think it was deuce-4 but it
might have been). The bigger stack had a
suited connector, 9-8 or 8-7 hearts.
Phew, my second nut flush was always good.
It was a big pot, over $400. It turned out the suited connector guy had
less chips than me and he just took off.
The other guy rebought. I stacked
chips.
I had a nice story to tell, three
all-ins, three flushes, and I win with only the second nuts? I really thought I was in trouble there.
So I was up over $300, all from what
happened in the span of less than 10 minutes.
By the time Nick and Chris showed up, I had no interest in leaving that
seat to join them. They were each at a
different table and eventually they both migrated over to my table.
The trouble was, after that quick run,
I went card dead. I managed to win a few
pots with preflop raises and c-bets, but I never caught anything the rest of
the night. So my stack kept shrinking as
I would call or raise with speculative hands and then whiff. In hindsight, I should have been willing to
move out of that lucky seat, because it wasn’t that lucky except those two
hands from that one dealer. Maybe I
should have followed that dealer around from table to table?
The three of us had a fun time
bullshitting at the table, but I couldn’t remember anything especially
earth-shattering the next day that we covered.
I do remember laughing a lot and having a good time, even as my chips
were slowly disappearing from my stack.
One thing Nick and I discussed was
Planet Hollywood. It turns out he and
his wife were eating at the Earl of Sandwich right by the poker room at the
same time I was playing poker there. Obviously,
we never saw each other. I was actually
sitting about as far away from the restaurant as I could.
As for Chris, there will be another
post from this trip where he plays a starring role. But on
this particular night, we didn’t really get into any hands against each other.
C the 1st pic is an A obv. but the 2nd WTF?????? i am waiting for u 2 b like P3 and post pics of Mets players on Twitter with comments like " i am not GAY but it he or they want to re-enact the rape scene from the movie DEliverance then i wouldnt mind and sheeeeeeeeeeeit" p.s fornicate Soccer too. soccer is a fornicating C U Next Tuesday. but on a positive note i got an Arby's BOGO coupon today
ReplyDeleteHUH???? What's wrong with the second pic? I included it because she's holding the playing cards making it poker related. Just because she's not showing any cleavage n the second pic I'm now gay? Really?
Deleteok mayb not GAY but some1 that would date Bruce Jenner or Chelsea Manning
Delete????
DeleteStill not getting it......you say I lot of things that don't always make sense to me, but this tops the list!
You must be doing some good shit tonite!
TRU!! good shit and (wait 4 it) BOGO Arby's roast beef( prolly possum/dog but fornicate it drown it in horseradish sauce) samwichs and curly fries!!! 1st y-day Sonic had $1 footlong hotdogs 4 the white/devil slavemaster B-day ,now this. #heaven. what is next my future wifey dumping Verlander and i am getting married. i guess
DeleteNOW they get USB chargers... Nice session! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Coach.
DeleteSo now would be a good time to move back. March Madness is just around the corner, then the Series.....
and Vegas got a White Castle too when is ganja going to b legal?????????????
DeleteHa ha - I got on my brother's case already for crushing Red Rock (my favorite locals casino) since he's been back. Hoping to land this job at UT - it would make that December visit almost automatic if I get it, plus make it a lot easier for me to rebuild my $$$.
DeleteGood luck, Coach, hope you get that job.
DeleteBut can't you just move back to Vegas and move in with your brother? There's onion soup waiting for you at Tap. :)
"I tend to notice carpet only when it does or doesn’t match the drapes" Hehehe ... yeah, I know what you mean. ;-)
ReplyDeleteHeh heh. Was hoping someone would catch that line.
Deleteyou r an interior designer too??
DeleteI already told you I wasn't gay.
Deletei know just bi-curious LOL #sorrynotsorry
Delete"i already told u. i wasnt gay" J Edgar Hoover
DeleteCome on....next you'll be saying that Doogie Howser is gay.
DeleteLOL or Jack Bauer
DeleteWell in Jack's case....every single woman he's boned was killed by a terrorist. He ran out of women, had to switch.
DeleteLOL tru. plus he was in that chinese prison too
DeleteYep....prison changes a man.
Delete2 tru it changed Malcolm Little
DeleteMust not respond to soccer comment.......
ReplyDeletePhew.....you meant anger's comment. I was racking my brain trying to think of how I mentioned soccer in this post!
DeleteLuck-boxes!!!! Every last one of you!!! You are ALL luck-boxes, u see.... Flopping sets . . . flopping flushes . . . How do you live with yourself?
ReplyDeleteCome on, PPP....I flopped a set true....but I TURNED the flush. And it wasn't even the nut flush! And there were other players who also turned flushes! That's your definition of a luck box....Mr VP Quad maker?
DeleteWTW!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO gives a fornicate about USB charging tables, podiums and new carpet?? no wonder Vegas is losing out to China and F-ing Kansas and SHEEEEEEEEEEIT when it comes to gaming/poker.i know to the bourgeois class is sooooooooo GREAT AND SHEEEEEEEEIT. but what about the common man???? he wants a 420 friendlyroom with grilled pnut butter/banana samwiches and Taco Bell/Little Caesar's (they just intro a pizza with crust wrapped in bacon) .shitcan that podium and install a fountian that flows Mountian Dew. instead of draws 4 cash and sheeeeeeeit make it 4 fried oreos/twinkies, 420 edibles,and Walmart gift cards. Vegas needs to WAKE UP!!!!!!! p.s Soccer still sucks
ReplyDeleteThird world problems.
DeleteWTW?? 3rd world problems is like trying to get a new ox ,when current 1 dies or hiding from Predator drones and sheeeeeeeit #thinkingRobsmokingtoo
DeleteThird world problems = Not my problems.
Deletehmmmmmmmmm isnt SoCal the 3rd world?????? going to fire dept to get water to flush the toilet and bathe
DeleteNope....still have running water here. Sorry.
Deletei am glad, sir. the drought must b another myth like the moon landing and Hanger 13
DeleteYes, just lies by evil politicians and conspiracy theorists. You know, like Global Warming, Elvis being dead, Tobacco being bad for you, the Lindbergh baby kidnapping, all that stuff.
Deletei knew it!!!!!!!!!!! who is Elvis????? LOL
DeleteIf I told you, I'd have to kill you. But....why do you think I spend so much at the BSC poker room?
Deleteoh sheeeeeeeit. u spend so much time at BSC poker room bcuz they straddle the right way?? oh i know Elvis that is the name of the sonny's alligator on Miami Vice
DeleteFrankly, I am extremely disappointed by this post. I thought the title indicated your actions after another night of the Slut Parade. Can I sue for false advertising?
ReplyDeleteGet your mind out of the gutter, sir!
Delete@lightning Nailed it
DeleteIt's about time he nailed something.
DeleteDAMMMMMM Well Played , sir.
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