Last weekend I played in a Southern
California poker room I’d never played in before.
The weekend before I played at the
Bike, as usual (see here). As I reported, they no longer offer free food
for the game I play (or any game, as far as I can tell). Now, I don’t want to say that the only reason
I tried a different venue was that they no longer feed me for free at the Bike,
but….I suppose with all the other issues I have with the Bike, that may just
have been the final bit of encouragement I needed to try something new.
For awhile now, I was aware of another
poker room in a totally different area, a little bit farther away from where I
live (as the crow flies) but in a totally different direction from where the
Bike is.
The name is Player’s Casino. It’s in
Ventura. It’s about 15-20 miles farther
by car than the Bike. But I felt it
might be faster to get to in most situations than the Bike. You see to get to the Bike, I have to drive
through the heart of downtown Los Angeles.
That’s one of the reasons I avoid the Bike during the week and prefer
going there on Saturday or Sunday afternoons.
Even in the middle of the day, traffic thru downtown L.A. figures to be
nightmarish about 98.6% of the time.
Weekends, during the day, are better,
but never really great. I almost always
encounter some kind of traffic jam going thru downtown. According to Google maps, it should take me
45 minutes to get there with no traffic—assuming I keep pretty close to the
speed limit. Typically, it takes me
close to an hour. On particularly bad
days, it takes more than an hour.
But heading out to Ventura, I figured
that the traffic would normally be fairly light (on a weekend afternoon), and
more than make up for the extra distance.
I figured I could make to Player’s Casino in 55-60 minutes most of the time. So basically, the same commute time as the
Bike even if I’d be driving a few extra miles.
Just that conjecturing would have made
me try the place in Ventura a long time ago.
But I knew that Player’s Casino was a much, much smaller venue than the
Bike, and I was concerned that they might not have enough action. I’d hate to drive all that way out there and
find out they only have one (if that) short-handed 1/2 NL game (or whatever
game they spread that I would play).
Once I went out there, I’d be stuck.
There’s no other poker room anywhere nearby. The day would be shot. In fact, it is the only poker room in all of
Ventura County. Doubling back to the
Bike at that point would be out of the question (and I’d be out of gas).
Unfortunately, the room isn’t on the
Bravo app, and they don’t use the even better Table Captain software marketed
by my employer, PokerAtlas (see here). But I did a little more research and
discovered they show their actual waitlist live on their website. I think most poker rooms would be doing that
now if it hadn’t been for the Bravo app.
Anyway, I started checking it out and they always seem to have a decent
number of games going. The main game
seemed to be 1/2 NL but they also spread 2/3 NL, which is what I play at the
Bike. Checking online, they always
seemed to have several 1/2 games going and a couple of 2/3 games.
And of course I checked out PokerAtlas
and learned that the buy-in for the 1/2 game is $50-$100 and the buy-in for the
2/3 game is $100-$300 (same as at the Bike).
The 1/2 game was different though.
At the Bike, and at Commerce, the max buy-ins for 1/2 are like $40 or
$60. They are a joke. I tried it once and hated it. They play smaller than a 2/4 limit game—and
then every now and then somebody shoves.
It’s the worst poker playing experience I’ve ever had. I would never play that again. $100 buy-in for a 1/2 game isn’t ideal, it’s
half what it should be, but it’s better than $40! At least you can play a little bit of poker
before you get to all fold-or-shove mode.
It was my understanding that the Bike
was the only L.A.-area room that had a game as small as 2/3 where you could buy
in for 100 big blinds, which always made me reluctant to play somewhere else. So
if that 2/3 game was running at Player’s Casino, I’d be able to start with a
full stack. And if I had to play 1/2, I’d
still be able to start with a bigger stack than any other 1/2 game I could find
in L.A.
So what the heck? I decided to give it a shot. If nothing else, I’d get a blog post out of
it, describing a different venue. So I
headed out to Ventura on Saturday. Now, my first assumption proved wrong when I
ran into some heavy traffic in route. I
never encountered any accidents but traffic became slow-and-go for about a 10
mile stretch. Might have been weather
related. It was gloomy, windy and it
even started drizzling as I was driving. The drizzling shouldn’t have affected
traffic, but as I was driving I could tell from the wet roads that I was
entering an area where it had gotten some significant rain. Whatever, even with
that slowdown, it didn’t really take me more than an hour to get there. So hopefully the traffic was just a fluke and
I can make it there next time in less time than it usually takes to get to the
Bike.
I had checked their site before
leaving to see that they were busy. They
had a bunch of 1/2 games going and I think one 2/3 gaming, and both games had
waitlists. They were spreading other
games as well. So I was confident I’d be
able to play. I was a bit disappointed
with the parking lot, it was pretty full, and I had difficulty finding a place
to park, not something I’m used to—for a casino, that is. In L.A., having trouble parking at most
shopping centers or businesses is a common as finding a would-be actress with
fake boobs. But park I did and I proceeded
to head around to the entrance.
It is a rather unusually looking poker
room, at least to me. It appears that
the room took over the location of a defunct car dealership—it’s surrounded by
car dealers and the address is on “Auto Center Drive.” The front “wall” is glass and you can look
out and see outside—not something you can do from a Vegas poker room (or an
L.A. one, for that matter) unless it’s near an open door. The room you enter is all poker tables, about
16, and although it’s pretty crowded, there is room to walk around. It really is a vibe I’ve never experienced
before in a poker room, I dunno if I can adequately convey this. But it’s sort of like something you’d see in
a old movie, just a relatively small room filled with absolutely nothing but
poker tables.
What I’m getting at is, the front room
is just really small to be a big poker room, if that makes sense. It’s small to be all poker. The Bike and Commerce have areas that are all
poker, but they are huge, really big, with poker tables galore. In Vegas, there are small poker rooms to be
sure, but when you’re in one, it’s a totally different feeling. I played at the Linq when they had a
five-table room. But the feeling is
totally different because even if you were in that small poker room, you were
also in this huge casino, you couldn’t escape that. And there’d be the noise from the rest of the
casino and all the people from the rest of the casino all around you. Here, it’s nothing but poker and it’s just
different.
Behind the main room is a smaller room
that has a bar and a few table games. I
didn’t even notice what they were—blackjack I assume and a few others maybe. Since it’s not an Indian casino, there are no
slot machines. Beyond that is a
restaurant. You can eat there, or you
can order food to be delivered to the table.
And the place was packed! This was about 1:30PM on Saturday. There were
at least five or six 1/2 games going and two 2/3 games going. They also had 3/5 and 5/10, at least one
each. There was a 1/3 PLO game and to my
total surprise, a 3/6 Big O game. All
the games had lists, some of them very long. The lists for both the 1/2 and 2/3
were both so long I couldn’t see the bottom of them. So I certainly didn’t have to worry about
there not being enough action. No, I had to worry about how long it would take
to get into a game.
My original thought was that I would
try the 1/2 game first. I figured it was
a brand new venue for me, get a feel for the action and the players and all the
little idiosyncrasies of the room at the lowest possible risk. I anticipated moving up to the 2/3 after I
got comfortable with everything. But the
long lists gave me pause. I decided to
get on the lists for both games and if I had to start with the bigger game, so
be it.
I found a seat at an empty poker table
and waited. There were only two tables
not in use, and I think within an hour of my arrival they were using them all. My name moved up pretty fast on that 1/2 list
with all the tables of it they were spreading.
But then they called a new game of 2/3, and I was the first person on
that list not called to it. So a few
minutes later I got called to a different 2/3 table and I bought some chips
($300) and took my seat.
Ah, the chips, the chips. A couple of things. I had noticed that the 1/2 game used $1 chips, not $5 chips. I guess that’s not surprising since that’s
what they do at Bike and Commerce (Bike actually uses $1 chips even in its 1/3
game!). But I thought that maybe they’d
use the $5 chips there since the buy-in is bigger. Nope.
Now, for the 2/3 game they used $5 chips but boy, I think someone made a
blunder with those $5 chips. The $1 chips are not white, they are pale/medium
blue (not unlike the $1 chips they use at the MGM (or the Bike). But the $5 chips are not red, like in any
Vegas poker room, nor are they the ugly puke yellow they use at the Bike. They are green. Yes, green. Not quite the shade of green you see on the
Vegas $25 chips, more of a lime-green.
The problem is that they look incredibly similar to the $1 chips. Honestly, you really have to look closely to
tell them apart. And when you put them
both on the blue-green felt, they really, really look alike.
I couldn’t believe it.
When someone from across the table bet, it was nearly impossible for me
to tell the difference. Very bad
design. I realize that I had to make
sure I asked whenever somebody made a bet exactly what it was, with no
exceptions. And when I bet myself, I was
always extra careful to make sure I had the correct chips.
I tried to take a picture of the two chips together to give
you an idea, but I couldn’t really capture it without standing up and hovering
over them, something I didn’t want anyone to see me do. I grabbed pics of the web of them, but I
don’t think the separate pics I found really illustrate how similar they look.
That was really the only issue I had with the room. It was at least as comfortable as the Bike,
similar chairs, tables were fine (9-handed).
They had auto-shufflers, tho the one at my game was broken. Chairs about the same as Bike. No cup-holders, just plenty of portable carts
for both food and beverages. No “hot” cocktail waitresses. The food servers also brought drinks,
alcoholic or otherwise.
Ah yes, beverages. I’m
sure my readers are all eagerly waiting for my report on how difficult it was
to get a drink, and if they took it away before I was done with it. Well, I did indeed order a diet Pepsi. When the server brought it in one of those large
paper Pepsi cups, she told me it was $1.50. She added that it was free refills
all day. OK, but now someone really had
better not take my cup away before I was done with it! I assume I could have gotten a glass of water
for free, and I didn’t even notice if they were offering bottled water. Fortunately my Pepsi cup remained untouched
by the staff the entire day, and I even got my free refill once (note, it was
the large size cup, so I got a lot more soda than I usual get, not really a bad
deal).
I was curious about the rake and the jackpot drop, was it
similar to the Bike? Actually, no, not
at all. There was no slot for a jackpot
drop! I vaguely remembered hearing or
reading that they have a house funded bad beat jackpot, and don’t take a
jackpot drop.
As for the rake, that was weird. I noticed that they always took exactly
$5—when they took a rake. There were a
lot of pots, especially at the beginning, when they didn’t take anything. Those were small pots of course. I really couldn’t figure out what the
deciding factor was, but finally, when I won a $21 pot, I saw the dealer count
it before shoving it to me (and she took a $5 chip). So I asked.
The break point is $18. If the
pot is less than $18, no rake. At $19,
they take $5, and it’s always $5, never more, never less.
Interesting. If you’re
used to the rake in Vegas, that sounds terrible, right? My $21 pot was raked $5, in Vegas that would
have been $3. Worse, if it had been $19,
Vegas would have taken out $2 and here it would still be $5.
But compared to the Bike, and the other L.A. rooms, it’s a
bargain. First of all, no jackpot
drop. Second, the Bike takes the rake
right off the top. Say there are three
limpers who see a flop. I bet $5 on the
flop and no one calls. I get my $3
back. Six bucks is dropped ($5 for the
rake, one for the jackpot). So this is a
lot better than the other L.A. rooms. Before $19 it’s better than the Bike,
after, it’s the same (except for two things—no jackpot drop and no extra dollar
that the Bike now takes when the hand goes to the river).
I was also curious to see if they allowed chopping of the
blinds and if so, how they do it. Recall
that at the Bike, in the 2/3 game, if the blinds chop they still take $1 from
the small blind for the rake. So there’s
no pure chop. But here’s the funny thing. In the the 3+ hours I played, it never came
up. That’s right, there was never a situation where it folded to the small
blind and there was a possibility of a chop.
I guess that should tell you something about the game itself,
but not really. I never could get a real
feel for the game. There were times when
it came close to a Bike-style game, lots of loose action. Other times, it played very tight. There were quite a few hands that weren’t
raked because they never got to $19. I
didn’t see any players who I thought were especially good—or especially
tricky. A few players seemed less than
mediocre, but I couldn’t smell any outright fish.
And…..I’m going to stop here for now. My usual succinctness has deserted me and I
find myself with too much to say about this day. So come back in a couple of days for the rest
of the report, which will include the results of my poker session there. (EDITED TO ADD, THE WAIT IS OVER, SEE THE FOLLOW-UP POST HERE!)
i am afraid someday they will change the rake, its a wonderful deal compared to everywhere else in your area. u should play there as often as u can
ReplyDeleteYeah, Tony, you are right, the rake is better than any other LA-area room I'm aware of. I will definitely be back.
DeleteDid they mention the night they got raided by thugs with machine guns? I went there the first month they opened, and left exactly one hour before they barged in. I assume their security is much better now. Since I live in the Valley, it is kind of a toss-up, but I take the gun raid as a sign that I shouldnt take the 101 to go there. If you ever get a chance, the Normandie has some loose cash and a cheap $40 tournament on Saturdays , 2.5K guarantee and 30 minute blinds for the first three levels.
ReplyDeleteYES! When I was doing research--after I got back from playing there--I did read about the robbery they had there a few years back. nothing since then, tho. I suppose it's a risk anywhere and since this is a smaller venue, probably an easier mark.
DeleteI know I told the story here of being a Vegas casino, playing craps, when a big robbery took place and we were all ordered to the floor.
As for Normandie....man, I never really considered that. You're worried about getting robbed at PC? I mean, I would figure the odds are 3 to 1 in favor of me getting shot walking from the parking lot to casino at Normandie. Also, that's a bit of drive from the Valley, surprise you do it.
Thanks for the comment, edgiie. I'm a gonna check out your blog to see what you say about the Normandie, and see if you can convince me to give it a shot.
Its not that bad.... i dont feel any more or less safe than I have at Commerce. Traffic to there on Saturday isnt bad, plus i have two or three friends that are there every week playing it.
DeleteNot sure if feeling as safe as at Commerce is that high a recommendation! Or Bike either, to be honest. :)
DeleteEffing free bar poker leagues run at bowling alleys have an excuse for ignoring universal chip denomination/color combinations (run by morons for their moron players). But OMG at a casino or a card room five bucks equals red, period...
ReplyDeleteWell, as I said, they don't use red for $5 at the Bike either, they use this incredibly ugly yellow, which I call "puke yellow." I dunno why casinos want to go against the standard.
DeleteB+++++ SWEEEEET!!!!!!!!! they serve Pepsi product too. wonder if they have Mountian Dew or Baja Blast?????? is the area "good enuff" so u can take a SHEEEEEEIT!!!!!! at the 7-11 or gas station???? r there MJ dispensaries within "good honest work" distance??? also ,FYI, i dont bet on everything. i gave up on betting Groundhog Day and Grammy's 2 much variances
ReplyDeleteI dunno about Mtn Dew, but Diet Pepsi was the only sugar free option so I don't care.
DeleteTake a dump in a 7-11???? I've never seen a 7-11 with a public restroom. But then, I have been to a few 7-11's where that didn't stop someone from taking a dump there....you know, outside, in the parking lot.
But it is in a pretty nice area, and the really good thing is that, if I have a really, really, really good day, I can walk next store and buy a new car.
dunno about Mtn Dew??? ask, u see .way to look out 4 yr readers LOL jk.what about the MJ shops??
DeleteWell, you know, if I had seen any hookers I would have asked if they kissed on the lips. I'll check for Mountain Dew next time but I seriously doubt. MJ is not legal yet in CA....but one of the guys next to me came back after several smoke breaks. But it was tobacco, not MJ. Didn't smell any MJ there.
DeleteSofia Vergara, huh? Meh ... C+. Don't drink Pepsi or Mtn Dew - that sh*t will kill you! Oh, my business trip to Singapore & Japan is confirmed, so I plan to check out the poker room at Resorts World Sentosa - will write up another guest blog post (with photos, I hope!)
ReplyDeleteLOL i will die happy, brother
DeleteLooking forward to the guest post, DWP. Have a great time and good luck.
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