The Nightmare Before—And After—Christmas
Chapter 5
We return once again to the series on my car troubles back in December. You can find the previous chapter here.
It's Friday morning, and originally I was supposed to leave
town that day, before the New Years holiday.
But seeing as TC still had my car, I knew I was definitely in town for
at least that night. The big decision
was going to be that if I finally got my car back that morning and if it was
really fixed, would I leave Saturday or stay through New Years, since I did
have the room available if I wanted it.
But first things first…..would my car indeed be returned to
me that morning? I called him up before 10 and yes, he said the car was
ready. I finished dressing and ordered a
Lyft. I hurried over to the front of the
place I was staying to wait for the driver.
Even though it was a bright sunshiny day, it was still damn cold. The driver showed up in a few minutes. He was an older guy and the first thing he
did was thank me.
"Thanks for being easy to find. I always appreciate that and make sure to
thank the passengers that make themselves easy to find." I wasn't expecting that, but I told him I do
try to make it as easy to find me as possible.
And I said that when I get dropped off at a casino, I made sure to ask
the driver dropping me off where the pickup was since I knew it wasn't always
the same place.
He loved that.
"That's forward thinking. You're
ahead of the game." He was chatty so he told me the story of some woman he
was trying to pick up at Bally's recently.
She actually called him to complain that he was the fourth or fifth Lyft
driver she'd tried to get to pick her up there and none of them showed up and
instead she got charged a $5 cancellation fee from each of them. Well where was she, the driver wanted to
know. She insisted she was in the official
Bally's designated pickup location. But
by this time the driver had arrived and and there was no woman (or anyone else)
around. The lady was furious, insisting
she was in the right place. Eventually
she explained to him where she was, and he told her she was in the drop off
location, but the pickup location was in a totally different spot. So the lady asked him why he couldn't come to
where she was and get her.
The driver explained that it's against the law. He'd actually be fined $200 for picking her
up in an unauthorized location. Was she
going to pay that? Of course not. Well,
then, if she didn't want to get another $5 cancellation fee—and miss her ride
again—she needed to walk through Bally's and get to the pickup spot. She did that and didn't stop complaining
about it the entire way to her destination.
Actually he agreed with the lady that it was ridiculous that
the drop-off/pickup spots weren't always the same. "You would think the casinos would make
it as easy as possible for us to get their customers to them, but they really
don’t do a thing for their customers. It
used to be a lot different."
He had the right audience.
We spent the entire trip talking about the good ol' days of Vegas, and
how they used to treat their customers right and no longer do. Of course I brought up the whole paying for
parking thing but I swear, if I hadn't, he was just about to. He told me he had
just dropped somebody off at the Linq and noticed a sign saying that there
would no longer be a grace period for free parking, every car entering the
garage would pay $20. I assume that was
just for the NY's weekend.
He talked about their revenues being down and we both kind
of said simultaneously that we wondered if the new parking fees could have
something to do with it. I said
something like, "They say that gambling revenue as a percentage of their
revenue goes down each year. But which
came first—the chicken or the egg?
People only have so much money to spend on a vacation. If you make them pay more for the room, the
food, the drinks, the entertainment, the clubs, of course they are going to
have less money to gamble with." He
said, "It sounds like I'm hearing myself talk."
Then he kvetched about the Diamond card (or whatever level
it was) that he had had forever is no longer worth all the perks he used to get
for it. He mentioned some of the things he no longer gets for it, but I
couldn't recall what they were later.
He was definitely a kindred spirit. I so thoroughly enjoyed our conversation, I
gave him a bigger tip than usual.
Well he dropped me off and I saw my car. TC wasn't there but they gave me the keys and
let me drive it off. I didn't get very
far. I wasn't even on the street yet
when I noticed a problem. It seemed like
the driver's seat had been moved forward a little and I tried to move it back
just a bit. I pushed the button and
nothing happened. The power seat would not budge. Damn.
Now I sort of remembered that I had this issue with the
passenger seat (see here). But I thought the seats
were independent. And also, I was so
sure they had moved the seat while fixing the car that I was certain this must
have been a very new development. I
figured that maybe somehow, while working on the car, they had knocked loose a
plug or maybe blown a fuse. Something
simple.
I hadn't left the parking area so I walked over to the
garage. The trouble was TC wasn't there
and the rest of them didn't speak very much English. When I tried to tell them about the seat,
they somehow conveyed to me that TC would be back in 20 minutes and I should
wait. Then they suggested that I call
him on his cell phone. Which I did. He said he would be back soon.
When he returned about 15 minutes later, I told him what the
problem was and he said he'd check it out. I also said the passenger seat
wasn't working, but I mentioned that it hadn't been working for awhile, but I
was sure the driver's side was working when I first took the car in. It was too cold to wait outside while he
looked at it so he let me wait in the office.
Which, as I explained before, was locked. So once let in, I was basically locked
inside.
I was there awhile. A
couple of times I walked over to the door to see if I could see what was going
on. The lady that was always there let me out and then back in. Finally, after maybe an hour or perhaps
closer to two, he got me and took me to the car. He had all the electronics of the driver's
seat apart and he said, "It's the motor. The fuse is ok. You need a new
motor. Maybe you can find a used motor,
very expensive. Or better, a used seat
to replace this one. But fuse is
ok."
Damn. I didn't feel
like trying to find a replacement seat.
I assumed that meant Woody and I would be paying a return visit to the
place where we got the part to fix the driver's side window. I asked about the passenger side seat and he
said, "same thing." Hmmm…..I
was thinking that it was too big a coincidence for both seats to go out roughly
the same time. I figured there might be
a simpler, less costly solution once I got back to L.A. But for now, I would have to live with
neither seat being adjustable. Oh well.
I was a little too close to the steering wheel but I could
live with it. BTW, I eventually came up
with a theory about the seat being too close.
This was maybe the first time I had driven the car with my heavy jacket
on, and also a sweater underneath. Maybe
I was too close because of all the layers I was wearing?
He reassembled the seat and I was good to go. As I was about
to drive off, TC said one last thing to me.
He warned me that the check engine light was on. He said, as best I could tell, "It's
says camshaft sensor. I think maybe the
timing belt is a little off. But you
should be o.k."
WTF?
I stopped dead in my tracks and called Woody. And had him speak to TC. Then I got the phone back from TC. Woody said it sounded ok. He didn't believe there was any issue with
the timing belt ("You couldn't drive the car if there was") and the
camshaft thing was just a sensor that I could replace once I got back in town. He was confident that, at least as far as he
understood fron what TC was saying, there was no issue that would prevent me
from returning to L.A. safely and without incident.
But he said one more thing.
"Drive to Red Rock. On the
freeway. Stress it. Give it a good test."
I was already planning to do that. I got in the car and took off. It was now lunch time anyway. So I headed to Costco (right across the way
from Red Rock) and that delicious hot dog and pizza lunch I mentioned last
time. The car seemed fine—other than the
check engine light. Woody also reminded
me that I needed to keep adding coolant as I explained last time. So after I finished eating, before leaving
the Costco parking lot, I added coolant.
And I did so again later before driving to the poker room.
I got back to the hotel without incident and actually got
some work done.
Now, assuming I was able to get to my poker destination (and
back) that night ok, I had a big decision to make.
I had my current room available through the New Year if I
wanted it. It would cost me hundreds of
dollars and it would mean I'd be in Vegas for the New Year. When I was planning this trip, I had decided
I didn't want that. Two full weeks was
plenty for me, and I didn't need to spend another New Years in Vegas. So I really didn't want to stay. I'd save
money if I left the next day (Saturday).
The logical thing to do was do just that. Also the responsible thing to do, save the
money, get back in town, have a nice quiet NY's Eve at home and then take the
car to The Wiz for the final repairs (and to check TC's work).
Of course, I knew there was a risk. What if the car wasn't quite fully
fixed? My experience with TC thus far
hadn't exactly given me confidence that he was the world's best Lexus mechanic. It would be a total disaster if I had more
car trouble somewhere between Vegas and L.A.
And if I checked out of the hotel in the morning and then discovered I
needed to stay over longer—through the holiday—I would be so screwed, not
having a place to stay. It would cost me
a fortune, several times more than I would pay if I just stayed put where I was
over the holiday. That's assuming I could even find a place to stay.
Other factors came to mind.
I was running low on some of my meds, but I figured I had just enough
for the extra days. However, I would
definitely run out of clean clothes. One
of my activities if I stayed would have to be doing some laundry.
Then there was the drive home on Saturday. That actually really appealed to me. When
planning the trip, I figured the Friday before NY's would be a perfect day to
drive home. No one would be leaving Vegas
that close to New Years. But Saturday
would even be better, right? I mean who
would possible have stayed in Vegas the Friday before New Years and leave
Saturday, when NY's eve was Monday night?
No one, right? I was sure I'd
practically have the road to myself.
What to do, what to do?
I pondered this all afternoon, and into the evening while I was playing
poker. The car was behaving perfectly
the whole time. As I was playing, I
decided to make it a fairly early evening.
I decided that if the car was still fine on the drive back to the hotel,
I would check out in the morning and drive home.
It was the responsible thing to do. I was looking forward to a relaxing Sunday at
home, catching up on sleep. Saving the
money I wouldn't be spending on the room.
So I went to bed fairly early that Friday night, comfortable
with my decision to leave Vegas and return home the next morning.
It turned out to be one of the worst decisions I would ever
make in my life. But more on that in the
next chapter. Which you can now find here.
Day-um! This is all so much worse than I thought.
ReplyDeleteLightning, you ain't see nothin' yet. Wait til yu see what happens next!
DeleteA problem with a car that ranks as one of the worst decisions in a guy's life leads me to believe a fire was involved at highway speed and you had to jump out of your speeding car on fire on the way home???? And once you stopped tumbling and rolling you were surrounded by a band of Death Valley nomads that wanted to use you for a New Year's Eve sacrifice????
ReplyDeleteOh wow, Lester, that's great. I guess my story will only disappoint you after that scenario you've created. I guess what happened to me isn't quite that bad.
DeleteHmmmmm.... food poisoning in Barstow?
DeleteOh man....if only I could have gotten to Barstow....
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